Definitions by Chinese Snorkel

Bald bait

A name for a legally aged woman who looks like a child and attracts older bald men.

There goes bald bait. Great titts though.

Bald bait by Chinese Snorkel February 26, 2026

Mushing

A slang name for a man who enjoys having sex with pigs.

Look there goes that dirty mushing pig fucker

Mushing by Chinese Snorkel February 26, 2026

arse pint 

Arse pint is exactly one pint of the filthiest arse liquid in the world. Usually used when addressing a person who is particularly grimy.

Oi Arse Pint, what are you up to?

arse pint by Chinese Snorkel October 9, 2019

anal starch 

The thick gooey gunk that fires out of your gaping arsehole whilst thunderfarting after you’ve had violent brutal anal sex.

Adam C had brutal anal sex with John A, after John had finished with Adam, the sheets were stained with semen and blood. Adam thunderfarted so hard that he covered John A in Anal Starch!

anal starch by Chinese Snorkel September 16, 2019

Steak 

Engaging in brutal sexual intercourse with your partner.

''I am having steak tonight''

Steak by Chinese Snorkel July 16, 2015