Definitions by Chimwechan guy

mowhawk 

A strip of grass that remains uncut after you mow the lawn.

"Honey, it looks like you gave the lawn a mohawk haircut!"

"No, it's a mowhawk! Get it ? MOW-hawk? Ahh hahahahahaha!"

"Uh… yeah; how droll..."

mowhawk by Chimwechan guy May 6, 2015

fafucha 

unlikely
(it is a contraction of "fat fucking chance")

"Hurry, maybe we can catch the train!" He (out of breath): "fafucha!"

he (out of breath): "fafucha!"

fafucha by Chimwechan guy March 29, 2015

seafood plate 

please

(from french "sil vous plait")

He: "Can I give you oral sex?"
She: " Yes! Seafood plate!"
He: "Yeah, I wasn't going to mention anything, but..."
She: "Oh! merci!"

seafood plate by Chimwechan guy July 12, 2012

fromatoz

Entire, entirely, totally (adjective, adverb)
(from: "from A to Z")

"He was such an obsessive geek, but he really helped me in ECON. He like knew supply and demand fromatoz."

"cool..."
"Cool? are you even listening to me? I'm having an affair with him."
"cool...."
"Cool?! You are such an ass. I'm leaving you"
"fromatoz..."

fromatoz by Chimwechan guy July 9, 2012

bineiche 

(noun) a combination or blend.

(verb) to blend together especially in cooking or etymology
pronounced (bin-AISH) as in com-BINAISH-un (middle two syllables of combination, whence the word comes)

Heard on Hell's Kitchen TV show
Chef with the anger management problem:

"The unique bineiche of sweet, salt, fruit and nuttiness in pancbange accounts for its universal appeal. Yet you've managed to produce a concoction that tastes remarkably like

shit. Turn in your apron.

bineiche by Chimwechan guy June 28, 2012

pancbange 

Peanut butter and jelly --- It's made to sound elegant by pronouncing pb&j with a french accent (puh-monjh) and spelling it similar to blancmange (pronounced bluh-monjh)

What is this shit? PB&J again!?!
No, dear, it's pancbange. Try it!!

pancbange by Chimwechan guy October 10, 2010

pastry pussy 

Little wieners baked in a pasty.
(Same as Pigs in a Blanket; but from the wiener's perspective.)

"You whip up a mighty tasty pastry pussy, Ma'am."
"Aw, shucks, Henry, 't'weren't nothin'."

pastry pussy by Chimwechan guy February 17, 2010