Of those living in the LOFT housing in Pangborn are always those guys and girls whose
parents made them live there, or there simply wasn't enough room in other buildings; the Pangbangers defy every law of substance-free housing on a nightly basis.
The halls smell of
beer and urine, the stairwells of
weed and occasionally laundry detergent, ketchup spatters are not uncommon, and cereal crunches beneath your feet. This dorm is a mess, but that is only because of thos effing pangbangers.
All of these incredibly foul things are only more highlighted due to the contrast portrayed by those who willingly chose to live in LOFT Substance-Free housing, who generally by
chance live on 2nd Floor (a girls hall) and are deemed the "God-
Squad." But not all of them... because whats-her-face is still a skank. jussayin.
Another tribute to those among the "God-
Squad" are the, not
one, but two chapels on either end of this residence hall. If you live here, you should frequent these chapels so you can pray for your sanity or your immortal soul, depending on what you do on the weekends.
PS: Check your ceilings, there is always something illegal up there for your entertainment. (alcohol or other illegal paraphenalia... or
trash, there's usually
trash)
They
play X-BOX live during the
day, and party all
night... them pangbangers...
I want a handle for this weekend, I'm just gonna go knock on the pangbangers' doors.
Keep your legs closed, they aren't called pangbangers for nothing.
