Definitions by Chilner

Satch

Abbreviation of satchel. Typically used to describes ones capacity of poop that can be harnessed per satchel. Measured in encumberment level.

Oi Fanch how many satch’s have you got

Satch by Chilner January 25, 2021

The Henderson incest clan 

A rumoured incest family that supposedly lives in Aberdeen. They do strange things and stick to their own.

Oh aye the Henderson incest clan they’re a scary bunch.

The Henderson incest clan by Chilner December 22, 2020

A Crowe toast fuckle 

Where a man shoves toast in to another mans ear and rubs his japseye until orgasm.

Oi Duncan stop being cheeky or you’ll get a Crowe toast fuckle

A Crowe toast fuckle by Chilner December 22, 2020

An Aberdeen Fwip 

When a man puts his penis inside a women’s ear and continuously ejaculates until it comes out of her nose.

Moira do you want an aberdeen fwip

An Aberdeen Fwip by Chilner December 21, 2020