Chiggers Dudley's definitions

monk

1. a friend or acquaintance

2. a greeting to a friend or acquaintance used in a similar manner is "homeboy", "vato", "g", and "homey ill skillet".

1. Steve-o is awesome. He is such a monk.

2. What up monk?

by Chiggers Dudley April 13, 2008

in a halfshell

an expression used to add emphasis to something, much like an exclamation point.

Example #1
A: Landon's coming?

B: You don't like him?

A: I fucking hate him in a halfshell.

Example #2
I'd totally do her in a halfshell.

by Chiggers Dudley May 26, 2008

Palmer'd

to become extremely intoxicated with alcohol, often involving loss of control over behavior, speech, and movement.

Named after the notorious Palmer's Bar in Minneapolis, infamous for its strong drinks.

Hey, you wanna go get Palmer'd tonight?

I missed my flight this morning because Amy and I got Palmer'd last night.

by Chiggers Dudley August 13, 2011

symphart

A fart caused by blaha'd (joint sneezing and lauging) discharges. The fart forms a symphony with the sneeze and the laugh, and is thus called a symphart.

Michael ate some bad clownfish and blaha'd and sympharted all night long. Although it was beautifully symphonic, the smell was overpowering.

by Chiggers Dudley April 11, 2008

garvey's kids

describes a person who has a celebrity father that he or she has never or rarely met. Named after famed baseball player Steve Garvey and his fathering of multiple children from extramarital affairs.

My friend Jim is the son of R&B legend Screamin' Jay Hawkins. He's totally one of garvey's kids.

by Chiggers Dudley April 13, 2008

one-eyed winking midget

a mythical (though some have sworn to see it) creature that is very similar to a leprechaun. They are very short and usually have grey or white hair and have a constant wink with one of their eyes. They are well-known to silently creep and when confronted they give off a "oozhey goozhey goo" sound (usually in an Irish accent). They have a mean disposition and have been known to steal, meddle, and occasionally kill human beings. The creature often carries a pipe and has yellow and black rotting teeth. There were numerous reported sightings of the creature at St. Olaf College (Northfield, MN) in the late 1990s and early 2000s and other places since.

The one-eyed winking midget visited me in my dreams last night again. This time he was creeping around the room and was suddenly on my chest pounding me and biting out chunks of my body.

by Chiggers Dudley April 13, 2008

poodle noggin

A term of endearment to a loved one. The words are used in the same way as "snookems", "cupcake", "pumpkin", and "baby".

"Come over hear my little poodle noggin, and give me a kiss."

by Chiggers Dudley April 13, 2008