Definitions by Chiggers Dudley

Palmer'd

to become extremely intoxicated with alcohol, often involving loss of control over behavior, speech, and movement.

Named after the notorious Palmer's Bar in Minneapolis, infamous for its strong drinks.

Hey, you wanna go get Palmer'd tonight?

I missed my flight this morning because Amy and I got Palmer'd last night.

Palmer'd by Chiggers Dudley August 13, 2011

in a halfshell 

an expression used to add emphasis to something, much like an exclamation point.

Example #1
A: Landon's coming?

B: You don't like him?

A: I fucking hate him in a halfshell.

Example #2
I'd totally do her in a halfshell.

in a halfshell by Chiggers Dudley May 26, 2008

rapestick

1. a penis. The word "rapestick" is used more often by militant feminists and riot grrls and is perhaps a response to such demeaning words as "cunt", "snatch", "glitch" and other like-minded epithets.

2. a man. The word is used in the same connotation such as "cunt" and reduces a person to their sex organs.

1. Kevin asked me out today but I told him I don't date people with rapesticks.

2. Kevin is such a rapestick.

rapestick by Chiggers Dudley April 13, 2008

poodle noggin 

A term of endearment to a loved one. The words are used in the same way as "snookems", "cupcake", "pumpkin", and "baby".

"Come over hear my little poodle noggin, and give me a kiss."

poodle noggin by Chiggers Dudley April 13, 2008

garvey's kids 

describes a person who has a celebrity father that he or she has never or rarely met. Named after famed baseball player Steve Garvey and his fathering of multiple children from extramarital affairs.

My friend Jim is the son of R&B legend Screamin' Jay Hawkins. He's totally one of garvey's kids.

garvey's kids by Chiggers Dudley April 13, 2008

monk 

1. a friend or acquaintance

2. a greeting to a friend or acquaintance used in a similar manner is "homeboy", "vato", "g", and "homey ill skillet".

1. Steve-o is awesome. He is such a monk.

2. What up monk?

monk by Chiggers Dudley April 13, 2008

one-eyed winking midget 

a mythical (though some have sworn to see it) creature that is very similar to a leprechaun. They are very short and usually have grey or white hair and have a constant wink with one of their eyes. They are well-known to silently creep and when confronted they give off a "oozhey goozhey goo" sound (usually in an Irish accent). They have a mean disposition and have been known to steal, meddle, and occasionally kill human beings. The creature often carries a pipe and has yellow and black rotting teeth. There were numerous reported sightings of the creature at St. Olaf College (Northfield, MN) in the late 1990s and early 2000s and other places since.

The one-eyed winking midget visited me in my dreams last night again. This time he was creeping around the room and was suddenly on my chest pounding me and biting out chunks of my body.

one-eyed winking midget by Chiggers Dudley April 13, 2008