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Definitions by Chief beatty

Mississippi mud pie

The art of shitting in a hollowed out watermelon and fucking it until it’s purple
I’m so horny I could really use a Mississippi mud pie right now

The Julianna bragg 

Date a guy for 9 months just to be friends
Oh your prude

No I’m the Julianna Bragg

The Luke Nicol 

Doing anal but lying to everyone
Yo you did anal

No
Faggot

Sike nigga i just pulled the Luke nicol

Alaskan bull worm 

A big, hairy, pink dildo normally 10 feet long (bobby Johnson style) only for most talented
Examples
Brandi love
Mia khalifia
And Riley reed
Your dick small as shit can you get my alaskan bull worm it’s in the top dresser