Definitions by Chief Maizholington

Spurtle 

Another name for premature ejaculation, typically occurring from the friction of the penis brushing the inside of the women’s leg.

She won’t be calling me again, I spurtled all over her thigh

Spurtle by Chief Maizholington January 27, 2023

Genital reveal party 

An alternative to a gender reveal party for mothers who would like to reveal the biological sex of the parasite living inside them, but will allow it to choose gender.

Andy: Kelly’s genital reveal party is Sunday.

Joe: Awesome! I’ll bring the kumquats!

Genital reveal party by Chief Maizholington January 24, 2023

Cowboy beans 

Hemorrhoids caused by the inevitable homosexual relations between male cowboys out on the range.

I gotta get off this horse, my cowboy beans are killing me.

Cowboy beans by Chief Maizholington January 18, 2023

Borrow me a tubby 

To ask for a $20 short term loan from a friend or aquaintence

Yo, Steve, borrow me a tubby for lunch.

Borrow me a tubby by Chief Maizholington June 3, 2016

Chinese fire drill 

To bludgeon with a long, solid metal bar swung in an overhead, two handed motion

He tried to maizehole me, so I chinese fire drilled him

Chinese fire drill by Chief Maizholington October 22, 2015

unicorn parade 

A group of people unaware that they are retarded.

The school's frolf team is a real unicorn parade

unicorn parade by Chief Maizholington October 22, 2015