Chief Maizholington's definitions

Cowboy beans

Hemorrhoids caused by the inevitable homosexual relations between male cowboys out on the range.

I gotta get off this horse, my cowboy beans are killing me.

by Chief Maizholington January 18, 2023

Genital reveal party

An alternative to a gender reveal party for mothers who would like to reveal the biological sex of the parasite living inside them, but will allow it to choose gender.

Andy: Kelly’s genital reveal party is Sunday.

Joe: Awesome! I’ll bring the kumquats!

by Chief Maizholington January 24, 2023

Borrow me a tubby

To ask for a $20 short term loan from a friend or aquaintence

Yo, Steve, borrow me a tubby for lunch.

by Chief Maizholington June 3, 2016

Spurtle

Another name for premature ejaculation, typically occurring from the friction of the penis brushing the inside of the women’s leg.

She won’t be calling me again, I spurtled all over her thigh

by Chief Maizholington January 27, 2023

Chinese fire drill

To bludgeon with a long, solid metal bar swung in an overhead, two handed motion

He tried to maizehole me, so I chinese fire drilled him

by Chief Maizholington October 22, 2015

unicorn parade

A group of people unaware that they are retarded.

The school's frolf team is a real unicorn parade

by Chief Maizholington October 22, 2015