Chief Maizholington's definitions

Spurtle

Another name for premature ejaculation, typically occurring from the friction of the penis brushing the inside of the women’s leg.

She won’t be calling me again, I spurtled all over her thigh

by Chief Maizholington January 27, 2023

Cowboy beans

Hemorrhoids caused by the inevitable homosexual relations between male cowboys out on the range.

I gotta get off this horse, my cowboy beans are killing me.

by Chief Maizholington January 18, 2023

Genital reveal party

An alternative to a gender reveal party for mothers who would like to reveal the biological sex of the parasite living inside them, but will allow it to choose gender.

Andy: Kelly’s genital reveal party is Sunday.

Joe: Awesome! I’ll bring the kumquats!

by Chief Maizholington January 24, 2023

Borrow me a tubby

To ask for a $20 short term loan from a friend or aquaintence

Yo, Steve, borrow me a tubby for lunch.

by Chief Maizholington June 3, 2016

Chinese fire drill

To bludgeon with a long, solid metal bar swung in an overhead, two handed motion

He tried to maizehole me, so I chinese fire drilled him

by Chief Maizholington October 22, 2015

unicorn parade

A group of people unaware that they are retarded.

The school's frolf team is a real unicorn parade

by Chief Maizholington October 22, 2015