Friend

Something I wish I have

Me: I have no friends
Me: same
Me: guess my only friend is myself
Me: yea

by ChickenTastesGreat November 03, 2020

Failing

Definition of me.

Bob: I heard you’re failing everything
Me: yes

by ChickenTastesGreat November 12, 2020

Help

Something I need with my homework

Me: friend, help me with math please, I’m failing
Friend: rip

by ChickenTastesGreat November 12, 2020

Bushy eyebrows

Eyebrows that are bushy

My bushy eyebrows , egg shaped head, receding hairline, fat potato nose makes me look like a 49 year old man.

by ChickenTastesGreat November 16, 2020

Scared

How I feel because some one liked all my definitions.

I’m so scared I think I’m gonna go eat some yogurt

by ChickenTastesGreat November 12, 2020

K.

Something my friend says when she’s pissed

Me: hey your hair is kinda messy
Friend: at least I’m not balding like you
Me: huh? What’s that gotta do with anything?
Friend: k.
Me: *beating up friend in my mind*

by ChickenTastesGreat November 12, 2020

Pigeons

Cute fat birds that like eating everything. My favorite kind of birds

Look at those fat pigeons!

by ChickenTastesGreat July 18, 2020