Windows 95 shit

Definition 1: A website or software that is stuck in the mid early 90's. It features outdated styles using HTML 2, robot voice, 256 colors, smothered in gifs, raping your with MIDI ringtones, amongst other things.
Probably is run by a person who killed themselves because it hasn't be updated in 2 decades.

Definition 2: The Creation Engine

Definition 3: A slow computer

Example 1: I hate internet explorer, What is this Windows 95 shit?

by Chevyman95 August 01, 2019

Super Nerd syndrome

A disorder characterized by having no social apparatus, being really physically sensitive or a sensitive, hating change, obsessing about anything that isnt sportsball. It's basically just Aspergers syndrome.

Doctor: Martha, Your son has Super Nerd Syndrome
Martha: There goes my grandson...

by Chevyman95 June 22, 2025

The late 2000's

The period that started all of your problems.

I was exposed to porn as a teen in the late 2000's and now I'm on probation for sexual harassment

by Chevyman95 November 06, 2024

Genderfluid

A word privileged rich white people use to feel special.

Abby About me: 21, Genderfluid, them/they, she/her, Bi, Christian, US Soldier, Football player, Scientist, Astronaut, Artist, ACAB, BLM, College graduate

by Chevyman95 February 12, 2023

Retard enabler

When an individual or a group of individuals enable someone with a disability to act retarded and infantalized forever rather than improving.

"Don't be such a Retard enabler" as the weird kid stimmed

by Chevyman95 May 10, 2025

Communism

Communism is when people who arent minorities get rights.

Communism will make everyone equal which makes others starve and die 100 gorillian deaths.

by Chevyman95 July 20, 2023

Average enjoyer

A person who enjoys things. That's it. They don't obsess over it. They just like it. Enjoyers may have abs of steel, good genes, large jaw, muscles, 6ft tall.

"Why yes, I am an average enjoyer of DC"
Can you feel my heart plays

by Chevyman95 February 17, 2022