Chet and Josh's definitions

Junk in the Trunk

1.when u have pieces of "junk" in the bak of ur car, also known as the trunk of ur car, or ur car can also be known as a gas powered veichle.
2. a thing u say to a fine or fat ass woman, unless ur gay.....david

1. "dude, u got so much shit in your trunk" "yea, i got alot of junk in the trunk dont i?"
2. damn girl, u got some junk in the trunk.
3. damn homeboy, u got some junk in the trunk

by Chet and Josh November 2, 2004

ass

1. something that helps u deliver waste out of ur body.
2. a present maker
3. the ugliest part of ur body, unless ur david, then his ass is on his face.
4. the other word for ask
5. a word to make someone feel bad, and u can add something in front of ass to determine wat kind of ass they are.

1. hold on, i need to use my ass to take a shit.
2. aw fuck, i forgot ur present, hold on, ill get u one, GRRRRRRRRRRR RAR! (plop) there ya go!
3. "omg, is that his ass or his face?" "tough one there johnny, more than likely its his ass."
4. u should ass her out.
5. ur such a dumbass.
ur such a smartass
ur such a wiseass
ur such a bad ass, so on and so forth.

by Chet and Josh January 7, 2007

puff the magic dragon

1. a dragon, in a mystical world, known as puff, puff the magic dragon :)
2. the magic dragon can be refered as a drug pipe, and u can puff the magic dragon.
3. wat josh wants to be for halloween

1. puff the magic dragon, flying over the seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE aw shut the fuck up
2. dude, pass the magic dragon yo, mother fucker taking all the puff
3. ha ha ha, josh, u look like puff the magic dragon

by Chet and Josh November 2, 2004

poop

1. a rock solid or slimy peice of matter u can leave in the toilet for kindergarteners to look at.
2. something u call anyone.
3. something little kids think is a very naughty word...

1. "Ew...Chris left a piece of poop that looks like a banana!" "Wats it taste like?" "hold on, let me check."
2. Ryan, ur such a piece of poop.
3. "Aw..poop"

by Chet and Josh July 4, 2006

hell yea bitch

a saying u say when u agree wit someone, and i mean AGREE wit someone. here are situations u can use, hell yea bitch.

So do u want this car? Hell yea bitch
u like dat ass don’t ya? Hell yea bitch
Can u vote yet? Hell yea bitch
Do u like that girl? Hell yea bitch
"Do u like that boy?" "Wat da fucks ur problem?" "So u don’t?" "hell yea bitch"
Omg dude! U won the nobel peace prize!!! Hell yea bitch
do u want a side wit that? Hell yea bitch
Dude, that’s kick ass!!! dude! Hell yea bitch
So u don’t want a hose pump, u want a Cleveland steamer? Hell yea bitch
Eagles are going to beat the steelers ass! Hell yea bitch
u better stay the fuck away! Hell yea bitch
So josh, u like megan, actually, do u love megan? Hell yea bitch
Rap is better than punk! Hell yea bitch
Eminem sucks ass. Hell yea bitch
Do u really want to no? Hell yea bitch
Alrght, were goin for the gold. Hell yea bitch
that girls finer than anyone I have ever seen. Hell yea bitch
Its snowing! Hell yea bitch
Ur done reading these aren’t u? hell yea bitch!

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by Chet and Josh November 9, 2004

Eyebrowian

1. An unspoken language only the men can speak, takes years too learn, im lucky to have to learned it, and i sir, am the only one and a chosen few, and speak it.
2. One of those fucking hairy brown wookies off of star trek or something

1. Do you speak eyebrowian? "" """" "" " "" """"" "dakf", HAHAHAYHAHA holy shit, thats the funniest shit ive ever heard, dude you gotta go tell JOHN..."" """" "" " "" """"" "dakf", dude thats not what you told me...

2. aw man you told me their wasnt gonna be any fuckign eyebrowians in this mother fucking movie mother fucker!

by Chet and Josh September 25, 2006

TIMMY!

the coolest south park charecter and he just plain out KIKS ASS

TIMMY! tim diddly tim tim tim! timmmmmay! TIMMY!

by Chet and Josh November 1, 2004