Chet and Josh's definitions

luv

1. a tingling feelin u get when u meet a guy or a girl, and u two just love being with each other. to find luv, is really hard, i think. luv is luck pretty much, and is like poker. Once u find a girl or guy, and u play ur cards right, the ones ur delt with, he or she will be yours forever. now in poker, theres a thing called bluff too, and that can happen in your luv life too. when u meet someone, they might be bluffin for anything u have. money or fame. u gotta be careful. Luv is also like a bomb. U skrew with it, its going to blow up right infront of u.
2. luv is hard to find. for some reason, my partner josh, has already got the luv of his life. Me, i got nothin. its hard, deffinently, but if u play ur cards right, ull get wat u want. and sometimes, u can just give up, and be single the rest of ur fuckin life.

josh luvs megan
megan luvs josh
josh luvs megan more
megan luvs josh morer

by Chet and Josh February 19, 2007

funnie

a noun that describes a tingling feeling u get deep down inside of u when u make u, yourself, or other people laugh at wat u said, did, or thought. (god knows how they laughed at ur thoughts...)

I made a funnie :D
that was a good funnie
oops, i made a funnie :|

by Chet and Josh November 1, 2004

puff the magic dragon

1. a dragon, in a mystical world, known as puff, puff the magic dragon :)
2. the magic dragon can be refered as a drug pipe, and u can puff the magic dragon.
3. wat josh wants to be for halloween

1. puff the magic dragon, flying over the seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE aw shut the fuck up
2. dude, pass the magic dragon yo, mother fucker taking all the puff
3. ha ha ha, josh, u look like puff the magic dragon

by Chet and Josh November 2, 2004

poop

1. a rock solid or slimy peice of matter u can leave in the toilet for kindergarteners to look at.
2. something u call anyone.
3. something little kids think is a very naughty word...

1. "Ew...Chris left a piece of poop that looks like a banana!" "Wats it taste like?" "hold on, let me check."
2. Ryan, ur such a piece of poop.
3. "Aw..poop"

by Chet and Josh July 4, 2006

index finger

the finger that is mostly used, here are some uses for it.
1. Picking ur nose
2. used to point at someone
3. used to POKE someone cough cough sam lol.
4. to wave a no no to someone.
5. to mention someone to come near u
6. to itch a body part on ur body
7. used to scratch ur head when ur thinking
8. this finger is the one people usually bite on or chew on
9. to instruct a person or people

1. ew ur picking ur nose!
2. aw, your in trouble!
3. ow...wtf? STOP POKING ME!
4. thats not a good thing to do, thats a no no
5. come here hot stuff...
6. u no, my nose really itchs
7. now, 1+1= hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
8. yum yum yum

by Chet and Josh June 10, 2006

player

1. som1 who likes 2 play board or video games alot
2. som1 who likes 2 make ther gf or bf look like n ass by playin them

1. im a playa, AT MONOPOLY! HAHAHA
2. bitch! u played me? u fuckin playa!

by Chet and Josh November 2, 2004

horny

1.a funny word.
2 a word to describe that "sexual" feeling u get when ur "turned on".
3. a word that rymes with corny
4. somthing that has a horn

1. ha ha ha, u said horny
2. self explanatory
3. horny, corny, forny, morny, dorny
4. unicorns are really horny

by Chet and Josh November 3, 2004