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Eyebrowian 

1. An unspoken language only the men can speak, takes years too learn, im lucky to have to learned it, and i sir, am the only one and a chosen few, and speak it.
2. One of those fucking hairy brown wookies off of star trek or something
1. Do you speak eyebrowian? "" """" "" " "" """"" "dakf", HAHAHAYHAHA holy shit, thats the funniest shit ive ever heard, dude you gotta go tell JOHN..."" """" "" " "" """"" "dakf", dude thats not what you told me...

2. aw man you told me their wasnt gonna be any fuckign eyebrowians in this mother fucking movie mother fucker!
Eyebrowian by Chet and Josh September 25, 2006
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Eyebrowing

the act of raising and lowering your eyebrows repeatedly.
Boy #1: Hey, you see that girl?
Boy #2: Yeah, I'd totally eyebrow her.
Boy #1: Oh? I'm eyebrowing her right now.
Eyebrowing by Mrs. Sterious March 2, 2010

eyebrowsing

New technology using the movement of the eyes to browse the internet and control your computer, through a headset.
I threw away my mouse since I bought that new eyebrowsing gear for my notebook.
eyebrowsing by domaingnome January 11, 2012

eyebrowsing

Verb. meaning the act of looking at another's eye brows to determine the color of their pubic hair.
John's been eyebrowsing all the girls at work.
eyebrowsing by goonamerica August 28, 2009

eyebrown 

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eyebrown by ariel espinosa December 13, 2019

Eyebrowing

The origin of the term is that thing a girl does when she's plucking her eyebrows where she switches back and forth trying to get things even, but accidentally takes too much off EVERY time until there is no eyebrow left.

Despite the origin, this term applies to haircuts, makeup, and even external things the girl does.
Jer: Your hair looks fine woman, stop eyebrowing!
Rosey: No wait, I'm almost done, my hair is uneven!
Jer: You are such an eyebrower!
Eyebrowing by Polymathous January 11, 2012

Eyebrowing

When you shave off your eyebrows during a 2007 britney breakdown and now you're desperately drawing them on with sharpie.
Person one: did you hear about rachel she's gonna shave off her eyebrows
Person 2: bet she'll be eyebrowing after doing it
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