Chester's definitions

gooze

moist flatulence

Hey, did you gooze?

by chester January 14, 2004

corcoise

the carcass of a porpoise.
a porpoise carcass.

after drinking 8 shots of absinthe and a bunch of ketamine, i somehow woke up on the coast of nicaragua laying in a corcoise.

by chester January 14, 2004

cabulance

The thing that rescues you from having to walk home drunk.

Dude, I am totally tossed. Let's get a cabulance.

by chester January 29, 2004

stupid urban dictionary user

someone who posts stuff that has nothing to do with anything anyone would know about except them. like... the "definition" of a name of some dude they know. who friggin cares?

someone published a definition of "barry", that being "a stupid guy" or something retarted like that. what a stuipd urban dictionary user.

by chester January 29, 2004

tossed

A nice mix of drunk and high, where you frequently feel compelled to flap your limbs around languidly. And lots of jumping, yeah, jumping.

That kid is tossed. I think he's gonna fall off the roof.

by chester January 29, 2004

mangled

A state once achieved by Lucious the Great. It requires tripping on acid, then slowly drinking a half a case of beer over the course of the evening, then smoking a lot of pot. It usually produces a facial expression resembling near-death or being under the influence of strong anesthetics.

That kid is mangled... he should probably go to sleep before he hurts himself...

by chester January 29, 2004

sonu

a person who is rebelious and smart

Chester is a sonu.

by Chester January 30, 2004