flaggot

Members of the school colorguard that feel the need to get involved in at least one extra-cirricular but don't have any particular talents.
People who are only good at playing Pokemon cards and join colorguard are such flaggots.
by Chernorizets Hrabr July 20, 2004
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roids

A shortened term for anabolic steroids, a hormone group injected into the bloodstream that rapidly increases the rate of tissue growth, particularly muscle. Roid usage is most common amongst younger athletes and wannabe bodybuilders with no brains, no patience, no dedication, and no actual strength. Those who use roids literally trade their balls for fast muscle growth, as if taking years off their lives was not enough.

Side effects of steroids include acne, rise in blood pressure, anger (roid rage), liver and kidney damage, the "frankenstein" look (large head), and, of course, the infamous shrunken dried-up testicles.
Instead of being a real man by working hard, eating right, and being dedicated, Roger decided to cheat and use roids. He was diesel in a few weeks, but couldn't take off his shirt because of his horrible bacne problem, and couldn't bang any of the chicks he met because he can't get it up anymore. Now he's pretty much back where he started. Way to go, Roger.
by Chernorizets Hrabr January 03, 2007
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Not Urban Slang

A sad excuse people use to have definitions of things they don't like removed from Urban Dictionary, even if they are truthful and non-offensive. Common among those who have no respect for things outside their personal realm of interests.
If everything that is "Not Urban Slang" was removed from Urban Dictionary, we'd have about 300 words.
by Chernorizets Hrabr November 06, 2004
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SCHMEEESCH!

A barbaric battle cry, used while backhanding your foe with a swipe from your battle axe, warhammer, or two-handed sword. Can also be used to describe the smashing of someone or something in this manner.
"SCHMEEEESCH!" roared Wulfgar the Terrible, smashing the face of Jordan into pulp with his warhammer.
by Chernorizets Hrabr October 01, 2004
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Puddle of Mudd

A band with a frontman that doesn't realize that he is NOT Kurt Cobain. Another pathetic rip-off band.
They're a Puddle of SHIT.
by Chernorizets Hrabr November 02, 2004
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Anti KoRn

Someone who hates KoRn or nu-metal altogether, because they'd rather listen to emo and cut themselves.
I could listen to decent music like KoRn but I'm a little cunt - pop in that Dashboard CD!
by Chernorizets Hrabr October 05, 2004
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new found glory

The lead singer of New Found Glory sounds like Simon from "Alvin and the Chipmunks" after getting kicked in the balls by a mule.
by Chernorizets Hrabr August 03, 2004
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