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Someone that none of you fat, ugly, ditzy schoolgirls will ever have a chance with. If I were him I'd carry that bow around to fend you losers off. Leave the poor guy alone.
by Chernorizets Hrabr July 6, 2004
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1.) An emo/punk fag
2.) A wannabe "thug"
3.) The only person on the planet that likes U2
4.) A preppy girl who looks up to Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, and JoJo.
There are many problems that people have with mTV nowadays; their constant playing of re-runs (usually of The Real World or Battle of the Sexes part MCLXVII), the fact that they barely ever play music anymore, and when they do, it's just shitty emo or some played-out rapper like Jay-Z. They are also way too concerned about you voting (for Kerry, anyway) and took all of their decent shows off the network like Jackass, Wildboys, and... huh, I guess that's it.
1.) An emo/punk fag
2.) A wannabe "thug"
3.) The only person on the planet that likes U2
4.) A preppy girl who looks up to Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, and JoJo.
There are many problems that people have with mTV nowadays; their constant playing of re-runs (usually of The Real World or Battle of the Sexes part MCLXVII), the fact that they barely ever play music anymore, and when they do, it's just shitty emo or some played-out rapper like Jay-Z. They are also way too concerned about you voting (for Kerry, anyway) and took all of their decent shows off the network like Jackass, Wildboys, and... huh, I guess that's it.
by Chernorizets Hrabr December 5, 2004
Get the MTV mug.Innovators of the heavy metal subgenre we now know as nu-metal or aggro-rock. Korn currently consist of 4 members now that rhythm guitarist Head has departed the band; Jonathan Davis, a great frontman and talented vocalist, Munky, a rather average guitarist (along with Head), Fieldy, a pretty slick bassist who greatly defines the band's sound, and Dave Silveria, an underrated and highly talented drummer. KoRn is known for their heavy sound, low-tuned guitars and dark themes and humour.
KoRn has many devoted fans around the world who love them for the music, not because of some poseur teen-angst image complex. It is because of these poseurs that many people hate KoRn, basing their opinion on the fact that many people who like the band shop at Hot Topic and suck at life, so the band must suck too. In reality, KoRn are respected by musicians as innovators, and famous because their sound simply kicks ass. KoRn acknowledges the fact that their recent albums have been sub-par due to wiggerism and promises to return to their roots in their next album. Hey, at least they admit it and learn from it, unlike some bands who use the phrase "people don't like it just because it's different" as an excuse for their crapiness.
In conclusion, you don't have to like KoRn... just don't hate on them for stupid reasons. A lot of people think "real" metal bands like Iron Maiden and Lamb of God suck too, so keep that in mind when you bash them.
KoRn has many devoted fans around the world who love them for the music, not because of some poseur teen-angst image complex. It is because of these poseurs that many people hate KoRn, basing their opinion on the fact that many people who like the band shop at Hot Topic and suck at life, so the band must suck too. In reality, KoRn are respected by musicians as innovators, and famous because their sound simply kicks ass. KoRn acknowledges the fact that their recent albums have been sub-par due to wiggerism and promises to return to their roots in their next album. Hey, at least they admit it and learn from it, unlike some bands who use the phrase "people don't like it just because it's different" as an excuse for their crapiness.
In conclusion, you don't have to like KoRn... just don't hate on them for stupid reasons. A lot of people think "real" metal bands like Iron Maiden and Lamb of God suck too, so keep that in mind when you bash them.
by Chernorizets Hrabr August 28, 2005
Get the KoRn mug.See non-existant. Bisexuality is a myth; a fable, if you will. The term refers to a fantasy orientation in which a man or woman is physically attracted to both genders, however, these so-called bisexuals will only be seen dating members of one sex and occassionaly hooking up with the other. This is done by attention whores.
Women who consider themselves bisexual are actually:
A.) So undesirable and irritating to be around that they have to hook up with other women as a last ditch effort for attention.
B.) Dikes.
Men who consider themselves bisexual are actually:
A.) Gay.
Bisexuals can typically be found at Hot Topic or at lame emo/hardcore shows.
Women who consider themselves bisexual are actually:
A.) So undesirable and irritating to be around that they have to hook up with other women as a last ditch effort for attention.
B.) Dikes.
Men who consider themselves bisexual are actually:
A.) Gay.
Bisexuals can typically be found at Hot Topic or at lame emo/hardcore shows.
Robin: Guy's think it's pretty hot that I'm a bisexual.
Alex: You're bi? Where's your girlfriend?
Robin: Well, I have a boyfriend. I don't have a girlfriend right now...
Alex: Have you ever?
Robin: Uhh, no... but I DID kiss another girl at a party the other night.
Alex: Riiiiiiigght.
Alex: You're bi? Where's your girlfriend?
Robin: Well, I have a boyfriend. I don't have a girlfriend right now...
Alex: Have you ever?
Robin: Uhh, no... but I DID kiss another girl at a party the other night.
Alex: Riiiiiiigght.
by Chernorizets Hrabr February 17, 2008
Get the bisexual mug.Reise, Reise is the new Rammstein album. It includes such hit songs as "Mein Teil", "Amerika", and "Ohne Dich".
by Chernorizets Hrabr November 8, 2004
Get the Reise, Reise mug.A sort-of punk rock band that was good but not extremely popular until recently, when thousands of teenyboppers found out about them on TRL, believing their newest and worst CD to date to be "teh bset". Now every fourteen year old in the country rants about how great Boulevard of Broken Dreams is and are known to exclaim things such as "OMG BILLY JOE IS HAWT!!!1" and "DONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT!!12". Their new CD is mediocre at best, so please listen to their other albums instead.
The typical Green Day "fan" has never heard of Nimrod or Kerplunk, but totally eats up the new pop-punk garbage.
by Chernorizets Hrabr March 16, 2005
Get the Green Day mug.Another example of fake-ass pampered gold chain wearing Italians, who are not only a disgrace to Italy and all associated with it, but to America as well, because even undeserving little fucks like them can live like royalty here (i.e. Osbourne children, Hilton sisters).
The Gotti brothers are a bunch of faggots who constantly make feeble attempts to cover their metrosexual tendencies with their pissy "machismo" attitudes, limp wristed slap fights, wardrobe nuances such as "the popping the collar" and the unbuttoned shirt, and a nauseating accent which resembles a cross between that of a wannabe gangster and Joe Pesci. Any sex appeal they might have is utterly destroyed by their worthless douchebag personalities.
The Gotti brothers are a bunch of faggots who constantly make feeble attempts to cover their metrosexual tendencies with their pissy "machismo" attitudes, limp wristed slap fights, wardrobe nuances such as "the popping the collar" and the unbuttoned shirt, and a nauseating accent which resembles a cross between that of a wannabe gangster and Joe Pesci. Any sex appeal they might have is utterly destroyed by their worthless douchebag personalities.
by Chernorizets Hrabr January 3, 2005
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