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Definitions by Chernorizets Hrabr

Will you ally me? 

A phrase commonly heard among people who play Starcraft on battle.net. After totally pwning a n00b, they will usually ask if you would be kind enough to ally with them before their base is completely and utterly decimated by your largely superior army so they can get a win on their record instead of a loss. Because allying with the loser misrepresents the win/loss record, the answer should always be no.
xX=IMTEHBEST=Xx: Are u gonna ally wit me plz?!?!/1/1/1

Me: No.
Retarded cellphone ringtone provider with irritating commercials and VERY unfunny songs and sounds. People who have ordered ringtones from Jamster can be found on the short bus or working in Wal*mart.
"ANSAR DEE FONE YAWANNA ANSAR DEE FONE!"

"Where muh baby daddy at? WHERE HE BE?"
jamster by Chernorizets Hrabr January 19, 2005

That's hot 

Phrase made famous by wold-renowned genius Paris Hilton. Sounds like the opposite of "That's cool" but means the same thing.
(Blasts Paris Hilton between the eyes with double-barrel shotgun)

"Now THAT'S hot, skank."
That's hot by Chernorizets Hrabr January 10, 2005

gotti brothers

Another example of fake-ass pampered gold chain wearing Italians, who are not only a disgrace to Italy and all associated with it, but to America as well, because even undeserving little fucks like them can live like royalty here (i.e. Osbourne children, Hilton sisters).

The Gotti brothers are a bunch of faggots who constantly make feeble attempts to cover their metrosexual tendencies with their pissy "machismo" attitudes, limp wristed slap fights, wardrobe nuances such as "the popping the collar" and the unbuttoned shirt, and a nauseating accent which resembles a cross between that of a wannabe gangster and Joe Pesci. Any sex appeal they might have is utterly destroyed by their worthless douchebag personalities.
Fags like the Gotti Brothers are the reason why people think Italian Americans are such fruits.

Hardcore Dancing 

Ok, I always had a nagging suspicion that emos and "hardcore" kids (emos with spiked hair who curse a lot) were pathetic faggots, but when I saw hardcore dancing for the first time, my preconceptions were confirmed. Hardcore dancing consists of some 90-pound little twat with greasy black hair flailing his limbs around, punching and kicking the air. Though annoying, pathetic, and downright retarded, it is a suitable method of dancing to emo and "hardcore" music, as the music takes no talent to create and sounds like a pack of whining retards, so the dancing should be similar. Hardcore dancing is a disgrace to moshing. You can say metal is a thing of the past all you want, because it doesn't make the present trends (such as emo) suck any less. Fags.
Hardcore dancing is another reason why the emo and "hardcore" scene should be extinguished forever.
If you like MTV in its current incarnation, you are one of the following:

1.) An emo/punk fag
2.) A wannabe "thug"
3.) The only person on the planet that likes U2
4.) A preppy girl who looks up to Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, and JoJo.

There are many problems that people have with mTV nowadays; their constant playing of re-runs (usually of The Real World or Battle of the Sexes part MCLXVII), the fact that they barely ever play music anymore, and when they do, it's just shitty emo or some played-out rapper like Jay-Z. They are also way too concerned about you voting (for Kerry, anyway) and took all of their decent shows off the network like Jackass, Wildboys, and... huh, I guess that's it.
MTV is so bad nowadays that people are starting to miss Nu-Metal.
MTV by Chernorizets Hrabr December 5, 2004

Natty Ice 

A trailor-trash beer that no one would drink if it wasn't so cheap and didn't have a little bit higher alcohol content than the standard.
Natty Ice is even worse than Canadian beer.
Natty Ice by Chernorizets Hrabr December 5, 2004