Along with Sam Adams, Amstel and Miller Genuine Draft, Yuengling is proof that America is capable of making a great beer. Beats the shit out of Heineken.
by Chernorizets Hrabr March 31, 2005
Nationalistic Virgin: In our nation of (insert country no one cares about such as Estonia/Serbia/Honduras/Canada), we have the world's hottest women!
Normal Person: No, you don't.
Normal Person: No, you don't.
by Chernorizets Hrabr March 02, 2007
Respectable nu-metal. Bands like Disturbed and SOAD are nu-metal's last glimmer of hope, unfortunately.
by Chernorizets Hrabr August 10, 2004
Generally, a hater can be described as a person who dislikes and defamates a person, group, or concept for various reasons. There are three types of haters in the world, their categorization based upon their reason(s) for said hating. All of the following are said to engage in the consumption of Haterade.
1. The Hillbilly Hater - This is the hater that no one really takes seriously because of his ancient views and racial superiority complex. The Hillbilly Hater wishes there were still lynchings every weekend at McAveddy's farm and blames the Jews and Mexicans for his own lack of wealth. You know you've met a Hillbilly Hater when he claps and cheers when watching The O'Reilly Factor. This hater is not limited to any one race or ethnicity, but applies to anyone who blames another group of people for war, poverty, famine, termites, and his insufficient phallus.
2. The Compensator Hater - Possibly the most infuriating of haters, the Compensator Hater makes negative connotations or outright talks trash on peers and often friends not out of any true hatred, but to make himself look less pathetic. Jealousy is a key factor and cockblocking is his forte. If a girl shows interest in you and not him, you can be sure this hater will go behind your back and tell her that you already have a girlfriend. Because you work out at the gym and have a stronger physique than the Compensator Hater, he will spread false rumors about how he "heard" that you might be on steroids. This one, however pitiful, is to be avoided at all costs (or better yet, exposed).
3. The Trend Hater - This one can be heard bashing things in a culture that he or she perceives as lame. This can be done because the music, films, hobbies or food he or she likes isn't really popular, or out of genuine animosity toward a particularly annoying trend. This hater can be a jackass who rants about the glory of everything "underground", but some are integral in bringing honest-to-god ridiculous things to a halt. It is only acceptable to be a Trend Hater if your hate is directed at the right things, such as poseurs, wearers of pink shirts, anything emo, and anything that insults your intelligence or your heritage. Those who hate what is popular only to project an image of "I know what's cool and you don't" should be regarded merely with laughter and ridicule.
1. The Hillbilly Hater - This is the hater that no one really takes seriously because of his ancient views and racial superiority complex. The Hillbilly Hater wishes there were still lynchings every weekend at McAveddy's farm and blames the Jews and Mexicans for his own lack of wealth. You know you've met a Hillbilly Hater when he claps and cheers when watching The O'Reilly Factor. This hater is not limited to any one race or ethnicity, but applies to anyone who blames another group of people for war, poverty, famine, termites, and his insufficient phallus.
2. The Compensator Hater - Possibly the most infuriating of haters, the Compensator Hater makes negative connotations or outright talks trash on peers and often friends not out of any true hatred, but to make himself look less pathetic. Jealousy is a key factor and cockblocking is his forte. If a girl shows interest in you and not him, you can be sure this hater will go behind your back and tell her that you already have a girlfriend. Because you work out at the gym and have a stronger physique than the Compensator Hater, he will spread false rumors about how he "heard" that you might be on steroids. This one, however pitiful, is to be avoided at all costs (or better yet, exposed).
3. The Trend Hater - This one can be heard bashing things in a culture that he or she perceives as lame. This can be done because the music, films, hobbies or food he or she likes isn't really popular, or out of genuine animosity toward a particularly annoying trend. This hater can be a jackass who rants about the glory of everything "underground", but some are integral in bringing honest-to-god ridiculous things to a halt. It is only acceptable to be a Trend Hater if your hate is directed at the right things, such as poseurs, wearers of pink shirts, anything emo, and anything that insults your intelligence or your heritage. Those who hate what is popular only to project an image of "I know what's cool and you don't" should be regarded merely with laughter and ridicule.
Hater 1: Yisterdee that ther durn'd junglebunny kiss'd mah daughter while a wetback jump'd muh fence and a hebe stole muh hard errn'd dollur!
Normal Person: Wow, you're an idiot.
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Hater 2: Uh, Jenn, you might wanna know first that Steve has Genital Warts and does steroids. It'd be best if you stayed away from him. Just looking out for you... baby.
Normal Person: Do something with your life instead of bringing people down, loser.
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Hater 3: Harold and Kumar go to White Castle? That film was so pedestrian. I prefer the unmarred young talent of IFC films, thank you very much.
Normal Person: Haha, way to deny yourself something good because it's popular.
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...All real-life examples of the three types of haters.
Normal Person: Wow, you're an idiot.
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Hater 2: Uh, Jenn, you might wanna know first that Steve has Genital Warts and does steroids. It'd be best if you stayed away from him. Just looking out for you... baby.
Normal Person: Do something with your life instead of bringing people down, loser.
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Hater 3: Harold and Kumar go to White Castle? That film was so pedestrian. I prefer the unmarred young talent of IFC films, thank you very much.
Normal Person: Haha, way to deny yourself something good because it's popular.
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...All real-life examples of the three types of haters.
by Chernorizets Hrabr August 21, 2006
What Irish people and goths get when they go out at night, because they're just that pale. Even the moonlight is too intense for them.
by Chernorizets Hrabr July 20, 2004
A barbaric battle cry, used while backhanding your foe with a swipe from your battle axe, warhammer, or two-handed sword. Can also be used to describe the smashing of someone or something in this manner.
"SCHMEEEESCH!" roared Wulfgar the Terrible, smashing the face of Jordan into pulp with his warhammer.
by Chernorizets Hrabr October 01, 2004
The word "stoner" is commonly used to describe someone who smokes marijuana or hash on a regular basis. Stoners consider themselves to be friendly, fun-loving, non-judgemental, and harmless. Rarely mentioned, however, is how lazy, worthless, annoying, flakey, boring and unproductive a good 95% of them are. A common phrase used among stoners is "I don't need weed to have fun", yet strangely you never see them go a day without it.
Stoners, in their "enlightened" state, are the first to speak out against controversial issues and injustices but the very last to ever lift a finger over it. Most (but not all) tend to resemble the character Shaggy from the cartoon show Scooby Doo in either looks or general behaviour. A stoner will tell you how great a sense of humor he has, but usually laughs at things that are not truly that funny in a sober state of mind.
When confronted about their overall worthlessness, stoners vehemently deny that smoking weed makes them losers or hinders success in life. While some successful people DO indeed smoke marijuana, they are usually not actually stoners, meaning they partake only occassionaly and not as a lifestyle. The few stoners who ARE successful and live fulfilling lives are a rare breed, and not truly representative of what it is to be a stoner. Unbeknownst to them, there is a difference between a pot smoker and a full-out stoner.
If you are a stoner, you should be ashamed of yourself and extinguish your joint on your own exposed flesh immediately. Aim higher, get a girlfriend, find a new hobby, and get a decent job. Then when you discover better things in life, you'll finally figure out why everyone looked down on you.
Stoners, in their "enlightened" state, are the first to speak out against controversial issues and injustices but the very last to ever lift a finger over it. Most (but not all) tend to resemble the character Shaggy from the cartoon show Scooby Doo in either looks or general behaviour. A stoner will tell you how great a sense of humor he has, but usually laughs at things that are not truly that funny in a sober state of mind.
When confronted about their overall worthlessness, stoners vehemently deny that smoking weed makes them losers or hinders success in life. While some successful people DO indeed smoke marijuana, they are usually not actually stoners, meaning they partake only occassionaly and not as a lifestyle. The few stoners who ARE successful and live fulfilling lives are a rare breed, and not truly representative of what it is to be a stoner. Unbeknownst to them, there is a difference between a pot smoker and a full-out stoner.
If you are a stoner, you should be ashamed of yourself and extinguish your joint on your own exposed flesh immediately. Aim higher, get a girlfriend, find a new hobby, and get a decent job. Then when you discover better things in life, you'll finally figure out why everyone looked down on you.
Stoners believe that smoking weed likens them to famous figures such as Jimi Hendrix, 50 Cent, Ali G, Johnny Knoxville, Bill Clinton, Cheech & Chong and Bob Marley. Guess what? It doesn't.
by Chernorizets Hrabr October 19, 2006