I luv MIDGET PORN and
MIDGET PORN luvs me.
Don't fuck with a good thing!
(p.s. I dig the way they squeal.)
MIDGET PORN luvs me.
Don't fuck with a good thing!
(p.s. I dig the way they squeal.)
by Chengo Bolemongo October 6, 2006
Get the midget pornmug. Used to describe anything bona fide or legit like as a seal of approval.
Originated from Andy Griffith (speaking on a Ritz Cracker TV commercial):
"Mmm-mmmmh. Anything sits good on a Ritz." Supposed to mean that Ritzes are so excellent -- ritzy, even.
IT SITZ ON THE RITZ refers to being good enough for a Ritz (figuratively).
Not limited to just food>
Originated from Andy Griffith (speaking on a Ritz Cracker TV commercial):
"Mmm-mmmmh. Anything sits good on a Ritz." Supposed to mean that Ritzes are so excellent -- ritzy, even.
IT SITZ ON THE RITZ refers to being good enough for a Ritz (figuratively).
Not limited to just food>
"I sure do like King Kelly orange marmalade. IT SITS ON THE RITZ."
"This Humboldt Purple I gotz here SITS ON THE RITZ. Here, load a bowl and see for yourself."
"Oh, that's just my cuz. He OK; he SHITS ON THE RITZ."
"This Humboldt Purple I gotz here SITS ON THE RITZ. Here, load a bowl and see for yourself."
"Oh, that's just my cuz. He OK; he SHITS ON THE RITZ."
by Chengo Bolemongo October 6, 2006
Get the It sits on the Ritzmug. 1) A political campaign slogan encouraging a NO vote on SHIT.
(U down with this shit? / No. Down with shit, man!)
2) The obvious response to someone asking, "No shit?" when you just got through confirming your truth by declaring, "No shit !!"
(U down with this shit? / No. Down with shit, man!)
2) The obvious response to someone asking, "No shit?" when you just got through confirming your truth by declaring, "No shit !!"
1)
RAY: "I'm voting NO on SPECIAL RIGHTS for illegal SHIT."
JAY: "Well, I ain't votin' for shit on Tuesday. SHIT NO !!"
2)
GD2: "Blah blah ... bla blah blah. No shit !!"
CPU: "No shit?"
GD2: "SHIT NO !!
RAY: "I'm voting NO on SPECIAL RIGHTS for illegal SHIT."
JAY: "Well, I ain't votin' for shit on Tuesday. SHIT NO !!"
2)
GD2: "Blah blah ... bla blah blah. No shit !!"
CPU: "No shit?"
GD2: "SHIT NO !!
by Chengo Bolemongo October 6, 2006
Get the Shit nomug. Time to come back to reality. Must get more.
Stock the kitchen cupboards; fill the freezer.
Pay the light bill.
Stock the kitchen cupboards; fill the freezer.
Pay the light bill.
by Chengo Bolemongo October 6, 2006
Get the out of shitmug. JOSE: "All gone. Oh, fuck! I'm completely out of shit. No shit !!"
"B": "No shit?"
JOSE: "Shit no; MUST GET MORE !!"
"B" : "Uhh, more brains?"
"B": "No shit?"
JOSE: "Shit no; MUST GET MORE !!"
"B" : "Uhh, more brains?"
by Chengo Bolemongo October 6, 2006
Get the Must get moremug. Shut The Stupid Mother Fuck Up !!
I never claimed it was cool. It's just something I say when I'm a little more pissed off (especially at the phony vatos making up ignorant shit as if a ghetto definition.)
I never claimed it was cool. It's just something I say when I'm a little more pissed off (especially at the phony vatos making up ignorant shit as if a ghetto definition.)
PHILLIP: "Aarghhh, another dick cheese fake ghettoism! STSMFU! Must kill!"
PHIL'S CONSCIENCE: "Chill, Phil."
PHIL'S CONSCIENCE: "Chill, Phil."
by Chengo Bolemongo October 6, 2006
Get the STSMFUmug. The guy at the top. Someone upstairs whose paid the big bucks to make the big decisions (;and, maybe not much of anything else get done by this person).
President Bush declared that HE is the Decider.
The magic eight-ball often stands-in as EXECUTIVE DECIDER.
When the governor refused the Stay of Execution, he de facto became the EXECUTIVE DECIDER in that convict's life.
The magic eight-ball often stands-in as EXECUTIVE DECIDER.
When the governor refused the Stay of Execution, he de facto became the EXECUTIVE DECIDER in that convict's life.
by Chengo Bolemongo October 6, 2006
Get the executive decidermug.