crazy uncle guru

a distant relative that fixes dents with super glue.

crazy uncle guru fixed my dented car with super glue

by CheVelle 50 December 16, 2021

ghost for an eyeball

the beholder who has a ghost for an eyeball is a crazy man or woman that sees things out of the ordinary. they are fucking crazy.

I have a ghost for an eyeball

by CheVelle 50 December 10, 2021

white hen

an attractive female who gets rejected by a closeted gay man, which inadvertently exposes the closeted gay man as gay

Kameron fell victim to Theresa (the white hen).

by CheVelle 50 January 03, 2022

digging a ditch with my spoon

having anal intercourse

i’m digging a ditch with my spoon

by CheVelle 50 December 16, 2021

bruncle

everyone’s distant and very close relative in the same person

my bruncle is my brother and my uncle

my grandpa is also my son-in-law therefore he is my bruncle

by CheVelle 50 December 16, 2021

gnarly rotten soup

green, two-week old soup at grandpa dale’s house that has been left for rot until further consumption

Grandpa Dale left his gnarly rotten soup in the fridge and now it’s all i’ve got to eat for breakfast

by CheVelle 50 December 16, 2021

celery tongue

to have a tongue that either tastes really sour or really good

grandpa eustace had a celery tongue before he died in a fire

by CheVelle 50 December 16, 2021