Definitions by CheVelle 50

white hen

an attractive female who gets rejected by a closeted gay man, which inadvertently exposes the closeted gay man as gay

Kameron fell victim to Theresa (the white hen).

white hen by CheVelle 50 January 3, 2022

celery tongue

to have a tongue that either tastes really sour or really good

grandpa eustace had a celery tongue before he died in a fire

celery tongue by CheVelle 50 December 16, 2021

digging a ditch with my spoon 

having anal intercourse

i’m digging a ditch with my spoon

digging a ditch with my spoon by CheVelle 50 December 16, 2021

the bruncle tree 

a family tree where every relative is related in more than one way to every other relative

everyone in my family is part of the bruncle tree

the bruncle tree by CheVelle 50 December 16, 2021

bruncle 

everyone’s distant and very close relative in the same person

my bruncle is my brother and my uncle

my grandpa is also my son-in-law therefore he is my bruncle

bruncle by CheVelle 50 December 16, 2021

crazy uncle guru 

a distant relative that fixes dents with super glue.

crazy uncle guru fixed my dented car with super glue

crazy uncle guru by CheVelle 50 December 16, 2021

gnarly rotten soup 

green, two-week old soup at grandpa dale’s house that has been left for rot until further consumption

Grandpa Dale left his gnarly rotten soup in the fridge and now it’s all i’ve got to eat for breakfast

gnarly rotten soup by CheVelle 50 December 16, 2021