A small town/village hybrid in East Cornwall, UK. Unlike it's smaller cousin village Tywardreath, Par is mildly entertaining, if only in the form of the casual crime perpetuated by the Year 10's and 11's of nearby Fowey School.
The rise of casual crime in Par went relatively unnoticed by the inhabitants until an innocent man was beaten to death on Par Beach by four drunken thugs. Since then there has been a spate of beatings, graffiti and general vandalism.
One common sight in Par is the continual circling of irritatingly loud mopeds and stupidly modified cars around the one way system. This is due to a lack of things to do in Par.
At night, common sights include gangs of 15-year-olds pretending to be gangsters getting drunk on a single can of Stella between them, and girls of the same age looking like shop dummies that have been spray painted orange.
The rise of casual crime in Par went relatively unnoticed by the inhabitants until an innocent man was beaten to death on Par Beach by four drunken thugs. Since then there has been a spate of beatings, graffiti and general vandalism.
One common sight in Par is the continual circling of irritatingly loud mopeds and stupidly modified cars around the one way system. This is due to a lack of things to do in Par.
At night, common sights include gangs of 15-year-olds pretending to be gangsters getting drunk on a single can of Stella between them, and girls of the same age looking like shop dummies that have been spray painted orange.
Charlie: Let's go to Par!
Mate: Um, let's not. I find Par's huge amounts of inbred crack dealers and schoolboys casually vandalising cars quite a deterrant.
Charlie: Ah, that's true! Let's go to Plymouth instead.
Mate: Um, let's not. I find Par's huge amounts of inbred crack dealers and schoolboys casually vandalising cars quite a deterrant.
Charlie: Ah, that's true! Let's go to Plymouth instead.
by CharlieGiggles August 07, 2009
iReeling occurs when you attempt to wrap your iPod headphones around your iPod when putting it away, but then get distracted, resulting in you absent-mindedly twisting your headphones round in a "reeling" motion for up to a minute, making you look like an utter fool.
Usually occurs when meeting someone in a street while listening to your iPod.
Usually occurs when meeting someone in a street while listening to your iPod.
Charlie: *listening to iPod* oh, hi mate!
Mate: Hi there!
Charlie: *removes headphones and starts iReeling* "so, hows things? I heard that you-"
Mate: Charlie, you're iReeling.
Charlie: Ah.
Mate: Hi there!
Charlie: *removes headphones and starts iReeling* "so, hows things? I heard that you-"
Mate: Charlie, you're iReeling.
Charlie: Ah.
by CharlieGiggles August 07, 2009
Doshing literally means to perform an act of physical movement that is both dancing and moshing.
This usually occurs naturally during fast paced, ecletic live performances, and normally starts when dancing at the edge of a moshpit, that then expands.
It avoids the stigma attatched to moshing but still allows a fair amount of physical contact with other attendees, whilst embracing the energy and mental bliss of raving like a madman.
This usually occurs naturally during fast paced, ecletic live performances, and normally starts when dancing at the edge of a moshpit, that then expands.
It avoids the stigma attatched to moshing but still allows a fair amount of physical contact with other attendees, whilst embracing the energy and mental bliss of raving like a madman.
by CharlieGiggles November 08, 2009
A piece of electronic musical equipment used by musicians to create a limited variety of bleeps and basic drum patterns.
It's first entry into popular culture was its appearance on Muse singer Matt Bellamy's guitar.
However, the Kaoss Pad has now become a symbol for spoilt rich kids who got a guitar for christmas and "want to sound like Muse". Some even spend vast amount of money actually installing the pad into their guitar at a custom guitar shop.
Later, they realise that it's use as a musical instrument is in fact incredibly limited and will discard it after several days of fiddling with "that Supermassive Black Hole noise" the pad can make.
It's first entry into popular culture was its appearance on Muse singer Matt Bellamy's guitar.
However, the Kaoss Pad has now become a symbol for spoilt rich kids who got a guitar for christmas and "want to sound like Muse". Some even spend vast amount of money actually installing the pad into their guitar at a custom guitar shop.
Later, they realise that it's use as a musical instrument is in fact incredibly limited and will discard it after several days of fiddling with "that Supermassive Black Hole noise" the pad can make.
Spoilt rich kid- hey, I just got a learner guitar for Christmas and can only play Wonderwall on it. Ah well, I'll just go out and buy a £200 Kaoss Pad, that'll make me just sound like Matt Bellamy from Muse!
Friend- But surely you want to learn guitar properly first and then build your own original guitar sound and style before spending £200 on a piece of shoddily made metal.
Spoilt rich kid- NOOOOOOOO! MUUUUUUUUUUUUSE! *growls* supermassive black hoooooooooooooooole!
Friend- But surely you want to learn guitar properly first and then build your own original guitar sound and style before spending £200 on a piece of shoddily made metal.
Spoilt rich kid- NOOOOOOOO! MUUUUUUUUUUUUSE! *growls* supermassive black hoooooooooooooooole!
by CharlieGiggles August 26, 2009
Jack White's latest side project, also known as "Jack White's Inevitable Next Cash In Project". Although a semi-passable album, Jack White's "solos", which have been reduced to short bursts of fuzz-distortion instead of actual music, make the entire album unlistenable, as upon hearing a single decibel, the listener will be thrown into an uncontrollable psychotic fit of utter fury.
Jack White: I fancy making several MORE million dollars. Hey you! Yes, you over there in the twatty gothic dress! Come and record a half-arsed, whiny, poorly produced array of songs, call it an album, and sell it as "The Dead Weather"!
Random Singer: Er... ok!
Jack White: Thaaaaats right... it's got my name on it, so it'll sell millions regardless of whether it's good or not!
Random Singer: Er... ok!
Jack White: Thaaaaats right... it's got my name on it, so it'll sell millions regardless of whether it's good or not!
by CharlieGiggles August 07, 2009