parabollock mirror

In politics, it is a second stream of bullshit that mirrors that of someone else with a mutual interest of deception. The matching steam of deception is called a parabollock mirror from the British root of bollocks, representing bullshit or deception.

An an example, from Canadian politics, is the introduction of a cover story by Nigel Wright to match the legally protected stream of bullshit that Stephen Harper has been offering over the last couple months on the Senate expense scandal of Mike Duffy. In this example, Stephen Harper looks to his former staffer to provide a cover story of mirrored deceit and thus forms the parabollock mirror of his untruthful story.

by Charlie Currie, wordsmith November 21, 2013

premature sexpectation

The miscalculation of expecting sex when you haven't laid the proper intimate foundation.

While she excused herself to the washroom, I disrobed and my anticipation of an intimate encounter to follow was a premature sexpectation.

by Charlie Currie, wordsmith May 10, 2018

Phone appetit

The need to borrow a telephone because your battery has gone dead.

Phone appetit mate?

by Charlie Currie, wordsmith May 31, 2018

Uoi

Term of endearment when you mistype the word "you".

I loe uoi.

by Charlie Currie, wordsmith October 30, 2017

doft doft goose

The metaphorical search engine to lengthening a long, hot evening of bodily fluid exchange.

Oh I know how to get there, I just want to stay there for a while when I arrive.

Doft doft goose it is.

Yes, please.

by Charlie Currie, wordsmith November 05, 2019

posthaste

Despite low lighting and doey-eyed (sic) coruscation dampened by same, the bright spirit that clamors through with a swiftness known only to spawning salmon on a path of destiny known only from inspiration, one making their way to the fur coat locations of a much talked about button only moments after sharing pleasantries of deeply fostered expectations, tempered by mutual self-doubt.

In other, "Where's Shorty?" and "May I?'. Life can wait.

The seemingly fleeting period of time between meeting for the first time and some genital awareness that follows a very, very quick unzip and mutual consent and insertion between loving meat lips that could only be described as posthaste..

by Charlie Currie, wordsmith November 05, 2019

Grateittude

I appreciate it, but you still get on my nerves.

I appreciate the ride throughout our cross Canada comedy tour but the incessant repetition of your stupid road trip stories caused Standard and Poor's to downgrade the nature of my thankfulness from blessed to grateittude.

by Charlie Currie, wordsmith April 10, 2019