by Charlie Currie, wordsmith July 11, 2018
The affliction that causes you to know recently learned facts with great stability, yet offer them up in a manner that resembles babble sans drooling.
Donald Trump stated he had recently learned that he had won Wisconsin when even Ronald Reagan could not despite "running the table" while onlookers surmised that spelling Wisconsin "M I N N E S O T A" was a product of his stable geniosity.
by Charlie Currie, wordsmith July 12, 2018
An otherwise stellar democracy where the Department of Justice is headed by a man named Bill Barr as a sycophant for a president named Donald Trump. Both holding the view that the Chosen One is of king-like powers.
The interference in the Roger Stone took the lid off the Department of Justice allowing the interference by the president to raise its ugly head as if living in a Barrnana Republic or some otherwise lawless socieity.
by Charlie Currie, wordsmith February 17, 2020
Despite low lighting and doey-eyed (sic) coruscation dampened by same, the bright spirit that clamors through with a swiftness known only to spawning salmon on a path of destiny known only from inspiration, one making their way to the fur coat locations of a much talked about button only moments after sharing pleasantries of deeply fostered expectations, tempered by mutual self-doubt.
In other, "Where's Shorty?" and "May I?'. Life can wait.
In other, "Where's Shorty?" and "May I?'. Life can wait.
The seemingly fleeting period of time between meeting for the first time and some genital awareness that follows a very, very quick unzip and mutual consent and insertion between loving meat lips that could only be described as posthaste..
by Charlie Currie, wordsmith November 05, 2019
by Charlie Currie, wordsmith June 11, 2018
slagtite
The hot weather seems to have brought out a fresh crop of cicada comics that start to chirp when they find themselves among the talented and they pull out their little bag of meme-like slagtite disses allowing them to get through it without the need of a participation badge.
by Charlie Currie, wordsmith July 08, 2018
A comment from a troll that intends to put down someone with greater talent. To be read, "talent" (the greater might be saddle up against a complete void), in that there might be a complete absence in the troll's CV which will inevitably include character actor and trained with Second City Chicago. The training is most often as waitstaff.
The latest heat wave has brought out a fresh crop of stagetite putdowns from a fresh crop of talentless wannabee comedians on Twitter...or as I like to call it, the extension of their mother's basement couch nest provided in sympathy for "their situation".
by Charlie Currie, wordsmith July 08, 2018