by Charlie Bravo March 18, 2008

Abbreviated form of: MAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.
Exclamation of pleasure after acquiring pwnrship of others, usually in FPS gaming.
Exclamation of pleasure after acquiring pwnrship of others, usually in FPS gaming.
by Charlie Bravo March 18, 2008

An obviously stupid event, person, place, or thing.
As George Carlin would say: "dumber than a second coat of paint".
As George Carlin would say: "dumber than a second coat of paint".
Transubstantiation? Jesus Christ, that's Dumber than Easter!
Gift 700 Billion dollars to Wall Street Bankers to save the economy? Jesus Fucking Christ, that's Dumber than Easter!
Sarah Palin? Jesus Motherfucking Tittysucking Rollerskating Cocksucking Christ with hard-on, that bitch is Dumber than Easter!
See DUMBER THAN A SACK OF HAMMERS
Gift 700 Billion dollars to Wall Street Bankers to save the economy? Jesus Fucking Christ, that's Dumber than Easter!
Sarah Palin? Jesus Motherfucking Tittysucking Rollerskating Cocksucking Christ with hard-on, that bitch is Dumber than Easter!
See DUMBER THAN A SACK OF HAMMERS
by Charlie Bravo April 06, 2010

1. A guy who likes anything related to sports.
2. A guy who likes watching sports on tv.
3. A guy who likes it in the ass while watching sports on tv.
4. A type of bar where guys who like it in the ass while watching sports on tv get so drunk they can't remember anything then go to each other's houses and give it to each other in the ass while watching sports on tv, then pretend nothing happened each night and do it over and over again.
2. A guy who likes watching sports on tv.
3. A guy who likes it in the ass while watching sports on tv.
4. A type of bar where guys who like it in the ass while watching sports on tv get so drunk they can't remember anything then go to each other's houses and give it to each other in the ass while watching sports on tv, then pretend nothing happened each night and do it over and over again.
I went into this sporty-boy bar and they all looked at my ass like they wanted to slap it and say "good game" or maybe something more...suggestive.
by Charlie Bravo March 25, 2008

Exclamation used in gaming which expresses disbelief in what has just happened, that only in a world where everything is indeed, as Kurt Cobain once said, gay, could what has just happened actually happen.
by Charlie Bravo March 18, 2008

The opposite of no worries.
A retort used to impose a reality check on an idiot -- Australian or otherwise -- who attempts to dismiss a worrisome situation with their inappropriately optimistic bullshit.
A retort used to impose a reality check on an idiot -- Australian or otherwise -- who attempts to dismiss a worrisome situation with their inappropriately optimistic bullshit.
Non-Australian: This software is buggy.
Australian: No worries, mate!
Non-Australian: Worries, mate. Worries.
Australian: No worries.
Non-Australian: STFU, you don't have to support it! Worries, I tell you! Worries!
Australian: No worries, mate!
Non-Australian: Worries, mate. Worries.
Australian: No worries.
Non-Australian: STFU, you don't have to support it! Worries, I tell you! Worries!
by Charlie Bravo March 18, 2008

acronym for Universal Jack Off Hand Signal. Used in IM chat.
The hand sign which is recognized in every culture as indicating male masturbation. Characterized by an upward diagonal "stroking" motion with the hand forming an "O", as if gripping a round object, e.g. a pole (a wooden one, perhaps) and sliding the hand in the direction of the pole axis, up and down or back and forth. Sometimes accompanied by a mocking facial expression such as pursing the lips while squinting the eyes.
Meaning: The UJOHS indicates that the signaler resignedly disapproves of the object of the preceding comment.
The hand sign which is recognized in every culture as indicating male masturbation. Characterized by an upward diagonal "stroking" motion with the hand forming an "O", as if gripping a round object, e.g. a pole (a wooden one, perhaps) and sliding the hand in the direction of the pole axis, up and down or back and forth. Sometimes accompanied by a mocking facial expression such as pursing the lips while squinting the eyes.
Meaning: The UJOHS indicates that the signaler resignedly disapproves of the object of the preceding comment.
Of course, right, winning hearts and minds. /me UJOHS
I can't wait to get back to work. /me UJOHS
Oh look, Eminem got himself in the news again. /me UJOHS
For the boss, don't worry, I'll just pull a number outta my ass, since he'll just do whatever his little voices tell him to do anyway. /me UJOHS
I can't wait to get back to work. /me UJOHS
Oh look, Eminem got himself in the news again. /me UJOHS
For the boss, don't worry, I'll just pull a number outta my ass, since he'll just do whatever his little voices tell him to do anyway. /me UJOHS
by Charlie Bravo June 04, 2009
