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Front Rowing

The act of pretending that you were close to someone who passed away to gain attention and sympathy
It suck that Jared died but did you see Christie front rowing with his family at the funeral. She barely knew him. She is always looking for attention.
by Charlie Badass September 29, 2019
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No, don't, stop! No don't stop.

When you are attempting to turn down someone's sexual advances but are not sure if you really want them to stop. Throwing confusing signals.
Dude I may have raped some chick but I'm not really sure she was screaming "No, don't, stop! No don't stop." It could've gone either way
by Charlie Badass June 12, 2021
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Weather Balloon

The default answer you give to someone who asks "what was that?" Mirroring the government's response to any UFO or UAP question.
Jake, when you threw that suction cup dildo across the classroom, Mrs Lovingcock asked me what was thrown. I just told her it was a Weather Balloon so she wouldn't question it further.
by Charlie Badass July 18, 2021
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border bouncers

any agency, federal, state, or local, protecting the u.s. border from illegal immigrants. department of immigration, I.N.S. border patrol
i'm sick of seeing all these fuckin mexicans lurking around home depot... the border bouncers need to step it up.
by Charlie Badass March 3, 2011
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Titsperger's syndrome

Someone who is fixated on big female breast. An unofficial subcatagory of Asperger's Syndrome
Dude when Brad goes to a strip club he looks like he has Titsperger's syndrome cause he becomes transfixed on their tits.
by Charlie Badass July 1, 2022
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foo-man-goo

a cum mustache, a money shot that is isolated to the area between the nose and the upper lip
i got a blow job from zeus, the midget stripper, and i gave her a foo-man-goo.
by Charlie Badass November 8, 2006
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Cockfish

The opposite of catfish. When you are a transgender who was born a male & you try to deceive your potential straight male date into believing they are a female.
The football player from Virginia Tech got cockfished & now he is facing serious charges. I hope he walks.
by Charlie Badass June 12, 2021
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