Charlie Badass's definitions

Titsperger's syndrome

Someone who is fixated on big female breast. An unofficial subcatagory of Asperger's Syndrome

Dude when Brad goes to a strip club he looks like he has Titsperger's syndrome cause he becomes transfixed on their tits.

by Charlie Badass July 1, 2022

E.S.B.M.M.R.

It is an acronym for the phrase eat sleep beat my meat repeat.
also Pronounced ESS/BUMM/ERR

BOSS: Hey man, what are your plans for your day off?
ME: E.S.B.M.M.R.
BOSS: Ok well I'm not familiar with your childish lingo, could you speak English?
ME: Eat sleep beat my meat repeat
BOSS: way to use your off time to be productive
ME: Fuck off
BOSS: You're fired
ME: See you Wednesday

by Charlie Badass November 10, 2018

Front Rowing

The act of pretending that you were close to someone who passed away to gain attention and sympathy

It suck that Jared died but did you see Christie front rowing with his family at the funeral. She barely knew him. She is always looking for attention.

by Charlie Badass September 29, 2019

Weather Balloon

The default answer you give to someone who asks "what was that?" Mirroring the government's response to any UFO or UAP question.

Jake, when you threw that suction cup dildo across the classroom, Mrs Lovingcock asked me what was thrown. I just told her it was a Weather Balloon so she wouldn't question it further.

by Charlie Badass July 18, 2021

No, don't, stop! No don't stop.

When you are attempting to turn down someone's sexual advances but are not sure if you really want them to stop. Throwing confusing signals.

Dude I may have raped some chick but I'm not really sure she was screaming "No, don't, stop! No don't stop." It could've gone either way

by Charlie Badass June 12, 2021

spankerchief

a hankerchief or rag that is used for masterbating

my mom found my spankerchief under my bed

by Charlie Badass January 7, 2011

Speaking Tranish

When a transexual makes a profile on a straight dating site and uses acronyms and code words in their "about me" section to disguise the truth hoping to get matched with an unsuspecting member who is unfamiliar with the lingo.

Friend: Dude, I matched with this cute chick on Tender .
Me: let me see... I just read her profile. Its a dude
Friend: Bullshit! Why do you say that?
Me: it says "Po Tg" she is Speaking Tranish. It means she is Post Operation Trans Gender.

Friend: ok cool. Don't tell nobody

by Charlie Badass April 20, 2018