Charlie Badass's definitions

The Cockpit

A General term for a Gay Bar.

Friend 1: Dude where the hell has Lawrence been? Has he still been up his new friend Rodger's ass every night?
Friend 2: Yea. They are probably shooting pool or playing tummy stix up at The Cockpit.
Friend 1: True... when I met him he had on an Affliction shirt, skinny jeans, and a spray tan. I think they are fucking.

by Charlie Badass May 31, 2018

snatchelor party

a rather lame bachelor party that doesn't include strippers, midgets, hookers etc.

Man, josh is so pussy-whipped that he want to go play golf for his bachelor party, it's more like a snatchelor party cause he's being such a vagina.

by Charlie Badass March 5, 2011

spankerchief

a hankerchief or rag that is used for masterbating

my mom found my spankerchief under my bed

by Charlie Badass January 7, 2011

E.S.B.M.M.R.

It is an acronym for the phrase eat sleep beat my meat repeat.
also Pronounced ESS/BUMM/ERR

BOSS: Hey man, what are your plans for your day off?
ME: E.S.B.M.M.R.
BOSS: Ok well I'm not familiar with your childish lingo, could you speak English?
ME: Eat sleep beat my meat repeat
BOSS: way to use your off time to be productive
ME: Fuck off
BOSS: You're fired
ME: See you Wednesday

by Charlie Badass November 10, 2018

foo-man-goo

a cum mustache, a money shot that is isolated to the area between the nose and the upper lip

i got a blow job from zeus, the midget stripper, and i gave her a foo-man-goo.

by Charlie Badass November 8, 2006

Front Rowing

The act of pretending that you were close to someone who passed away to gain attention and sympathy

It suck that Jared died but did you see Christie front rowing with his family at the funeral. She barely knew him. She is always looking for attention.

by Charlie Badass September 29, 2019

Weather Balloon

The default answer you give to someone who asks "what was that?" Mirroring the government's response to any UFO or UAP question.

Jake, when you threw that suction cup dildo across the classroom, Mrs Lovingcock asked me what was thrown. I just told her it was a Weather Balloon so she wouldn't question it further.

by Charlie Badass July 18, 2021