Charlie Badass's definitions

snatchelor party

a rather lame bachelor party that doesn't include strippers, midgets, hookers etc.

Man, josh is so pussy-whipped that he want to go play golf for his bachelor party, it's more like a snatchelor party cause he's being such a vagina.

by Charlie Badass March 5, 2011

The Cockpit

A General term for a Gay Bar.

Friend 1: Dude where the hell has Lawrence been? Has he still been up his new friend Rodger's ass every night?
Friend 2: Yea. They are probably shooting pool or playing tummy stix up at The Cockpit.
Friend 1: True... when I met him he had on an Affliction shirt, skinny jeans, and a spray tan. I think they are fucking.

by Charlie Badass May 31, 2018

foo-man-goo

a cum mustache, a money shot that is isolated to the area between the nose and the upper lip

i got a blow job from zeus, the midget stripper, and i gave her a foo-man-goo.

by Charlie Badass November 8, 2006

border bouncers

any agency, federal, state, or local, protecting the u.s. border from illegal immigrants. department of immigration, I.N.S. border patrol

i'm sick of seeing all these fuckin mexicans lurking around home depot... the border bouncers need to step it up.

by Charlie Badass March 3, 2011

Cockfish

The opposite of catfish. When you are a transgender who was born a male & you try to deceive your potential straight male date into believing they are a female.

The football player from Virginia Tech got cockfished & now he is facing serious charges. I hope he walks.

by Charlie Badass June 12, 2021

Titsperger's syndrome

Someone who is fixated on big female breast. An unofficial subcatagory of Asperger's Syndrome

Dude when Brad goes to a strip club he looks like he has Titsperger's syndrome cause he becomes transfixed on their tits.

by Charlie Badass July 1, 2022

Assperger's syndrome

It is an acute often temporary neurodevelopmental disorder characterized by significant difficulties in social interaction and nonverbal communication, along with restricted and repetitive patterns of behavior and interests when an individual see a women with a great ass.

We were late leaving the mall because Eric develop Assperger's Syndrome and started following this girl, with short shorts and her ass hanging out, all over the mall.

by Charlie Badass June 12, 2022