Charlie Badass's definitions

No, don't, stop! No don't stop.

When you are attempting to turn down someone's sexual advances but are not sure if you really want them to stop. Throwing confusing signals.

Dude I may have raped some chick but I'm not really sure she was screaming "No, don't, stop! No don't stop." It could've gone either way

by Charlie Badass June 12, 2021

Weather Balloon

The default answer you give to someone who asks "what was that?" Mirroring the government's response to any UFO or UAP question.

Jake, when you threw that suction cup dildo across the classroom, Mrs Lovingcock asked me what was thrown. I just told her it was a Weather Balloon so she wouldn't question it further.

by Charlie Badass July 18, 2021

Front Rowing

The act of pretending that you were close to someone who passed away to gain attention and sympathy

It suck that Jared died but did you see Christie front rowing with his family at the funeral. She barely knew him. She is always looking for attention.

by Charlie Badass September 29, 2019

Assperger's syndrome

It is an acute often temporary neurodevelopmental disorder characterized by significant difficulties in social interaction and nonverbal communication, along with restricted and repetitive patterns of behavior and interests when an individual see a women with a great ass.

We were late leaving the mall because Eric develop Assperger's Syndrome and started following this girl, with short shorts and her ass hanging out, all over the mall.

by Charlie Badass June 12, 2022

stall wars

When you sit down on the toilet and someone is in the stall next to you and you see who can make the most & loudest noises from your ass.

I was in the bathroom earlier today having stall wars with Jermaine from the football team. His shit was so loud that they evacuated the whole east wing of the school.

by Charlie Badass November 15, 2017

Speaking Tranish

When a transexual makes a profile on a straight dating site and uses acronyms and code words in their "about me" section to disguise the truth hoping to get matched with an unsuspecting member who is unfamiliar with the lingo.

Friend: Dude, I matched with this cute chick on Tender .
Me: let me see... I just read her profile. Its a dude
Friend: Bullshit! Why do you say that?
Me: it says "Po Tg" she is Speaking Tranish. It means she is Post Operation Trans Gender.

Friend: ok cool. Don't tell nobody

by Charlie Badass April 20, 2018

snatchelor party

a rather lame bachelor party that doesn't include strippers, midgets, hookers etc.

Man, josh is so pussy-whipped that he want to go play golf for his bachelor party, it's more like a snatchelor party cause he's being such a vagina.

by Charlie Badass March 5, 2011