Charlie Badass's definitions

Speaking Tranish

When a transexual makes a profile on a straight dating site and uses acronyms and code words in their "about me" section to disguise the truth hoping to get matched with an unsuspecting member who is unfamiliar with the lingo.

Friend: Dude, I matched with this cute chick on Tender .
Me: let me see... I just read her profile. Its a dude
Friend: Bullshit! Why do you say that?
Me: it says "Po Tg" she is Speaking Tranish. It means she is Post Operation Trans Gender.

Friend: ok cool. Don't tell nobody

by Charlie Badass April 20, 2018

Lowgiene

When someone has poor hygiene. Don't shower everyday. Doesn't brush teeth or wear deodorant

Dude Christie would be bangable if it wasn't for her lowgiene. She smells like the back of my ear.

by Charlie Badass July 2, 2022

snatchelor party

a rather lame bachelor party that doesn't include strippers, midgets, hookers etc.

Man, josh is so pussy-whipped that he want to go play golf for his bachelor party, it's more like a snatchelor party cause he's being such a vagina.

by Charlie Badass March 5, 2011

The Cockpit

A General term for a Gay Bar.

Friend 1: Dude where the hell has Lawrence been? Has he still been up his new friend Rodger's ass every night?
Friend 2: Yea. They are probably shooting pool or playing tummy stix up at The Cockpit.
Friend 1: True... when I met him he had on an Affliction shirt, skinny jeans, and a spray tan. I think they are fucking.

by Charlie Badass May 31, 2018

border bouncers

any agency, federal, state, or local, protecting the u.s. border from illegal immigrants. department of immigration, I.N.S. border patrol

i'm sick of seeing all these fuckin mexicans lurking around home depot... the border bouncers need to step it up.

by Charlie Badass March 3, 2011

Cockfish

The opposite of catfish. When you are a transgender who was born a male & you try to deceive your potential straight male date into believing they are a female.

The football player from Virginia Tech got cockfished & now he is facing serious charges. I hope he walks.

by Charlie Badass June 12, 2021

Titsperger's Syndrome

It is a neurodevelopmental disorder under the subcategory of Assperger's Syndrome characterized by significant difficulties in social interaction and nonverbal communication, along with restricted and repetitive patterns of behavior and interests when an individual sees a women with a great pair of tits. Usually temporary and often an accute form is displayed when in the presences of a women with a great rack.

As soon as Brittney walked out to the beach in her bikini, Chad developed Titsperger's Syndrome and couldn't talk or do anything but stare.

by Charlie Badass June 12, 2022