Charlie Badass's definitions

Weather Balloon

The default answer you give to someone who asks "what was that?" Mirroring the government's response to any UFO or UAP question.

Jake, when you threw that suction cup dildo across the classroom, Mrs Lovingcock asked me what was thrown. I just told her it was a Weather Balloon so she wouldn't question it further.

by Charlie Badass July 18, 2021

Front Rowing

The act of pretending that you were close to someone who passed away to gain attention and sympathy

It suck that Jared died but did you see Christie front rowing with his family at the funeral. She barely knew him. She is always looking for attention.

by Charlie Badass September 29, 2019

No, don't, stop! No don't stop.

When you are attempting to turn down someone's sexual advances but are not sure if you really want them to stop. Throwing confusing signals.

Dude I may have raped some chick but I'm not really sure she was screaming "No, don't, stop! No don't stop." It could've gone either way

by Charlie Badass June 12, 2021

border bouncers

any agency, federal, state, or local, protecting the u.s. border from illegal immigrants. department of immigration, I.N.S. border patrol

i'm sick of seeing all these fuckin mexicans lurking around home depot... the border bouncers need to step it up.

by Charlie Badass March 3, 2011

foo-man-goo

a cum mustache, a money shot that is isolated to the area between the nose and the upper lip

i got a blow job from zeus, the midget stripper, and i gave her a foo-man-goo.

by Charlie Badass November 8, 2006

Titsperger's Syndrome

It is a neurodevelopmental disorder under the subcategory of Assperger's Syndrome characterized by significant difficulties in social interaction and nonverbal communication, along with restricted and repetitive patterns of behavior and interests when an individual sees a women with a great pair of tits. Usually temporary and often an accute form is displayed when in the presences of a women with a great rack.

As soon as Brittney walked out to the beach in her bikini, Chad developed Titsperger's Syndrome and couldn't talk or do anything but stare.

by Charlie Badass June 12, 2022

Brain Dialysis

Brain Dialysis is a treatment for individuals who dont have a natural filter to screen out disturbing , inappropriate thoughts. Assists in the process of ridding your mind of toxins, waste products, impurities, and excess filth.

My mom's worried about my disturbing thoughts and says I say inappropriate things all the time she does not think that my natural filter works so she sending me to the shrink for brain dialysis.

by Charlie Badass October 14, 2020