Charlie Badass's definitions

The Cockpit

A General term for a Gay Bar.

Friend 1: Dude where the hell has Lawrence been? Has he still been up his new friend Rodger's ass every night?
Friend 2: Yea. They are probably shooting pool or playing tummy stix up at The Cockpit.
Friend 1: True... when I met him he had on an Affliction shirt, skinny jeans, and a spray tan. I think they are fucking.

by Charlie Badass May 31, 2018

snatchelor party

a rather lame bachelor party that doesn't include strippers, midgets, hookers etc.

Man, josh is so pussy-whipped that he want to go play golf for his bachelor party, it's more like a snatchelor party cause he's being such a vagina.

by Charlie Badass March 5, 2011

E.S.B.M.M.R.

It is an acronym for the phrase eat sleep beat my meat repeat.
also Pronounced ESS/BUMM/ERR

BOSS: Hey man, what are your plans for your day off?
ME: E.S.B.M.M.R.
BOSS: Ok well I'm not familiar with your childish lingo, could you speak English?
ME: Eat sleep beat my meat repeat
BOSS: way to use your off time to be productive
ME: Fuck off
BOSS: You're fired
ME: See you Wednesday

by Charlie Badass November 10, 2018

border bouncers

any agency, federal, state, or local, protecting the u.s. border from illegal immigrants. department of immigration, I.N.S. border patrol

i'm sick of seeing all these fuckin mexicans lurking around home depot... the border bouncers need to step it up.

by Charlie Badass March 3, 2011

spankerchief

a hankerchief or rag that is used for masterbating

my mom found my spankerchief under my bed

by Charlie Badass January 7, 2011

Lowgiene

When someone has poor hygiene. Don't shower everyday. Doesn't brush teeth or wear deodorant

Dude Christie would be bangable if it wasn't for her lowgiene. She smells like the back of my ear.

by Charlie Badass July 2, 2022

Speaking Tranish

When a transexual makes a profile on a straight dating site and uses acronyms and code words in their "about me" section to disguise the truth hoping to get matched with an unsuspecting member who is unfamiliar with the lingo.

Friend: Dude, I matched with this cute chick on Tender .
Me: let me see... I just read her profile. Its a dude
Friend: Bullshit! Why do you say that?
Me: it says "Po Tg" she is Speaking Tranish. It means she is Post Operation Trans Gender.

Friend: ok cool. Don't tell nobody

by Charlie Badass April 20, 2018