Charlie Badass's definitions

spankerchief

a hankerchief or rag that is used for masterbating

my mom found my spankerchief under my bed

by Charlie Badass January 7, 2011

foo-man-goo

a cum mustache, a money shot that is isolated to the area between the nose and the upper lip

i got a blow job from zeus, the midget stripper, and i gave her a foo-man-goo.

by Charlie Badass November 8, 2006

babyface

the act of removing the penis from partner's mouth and unloading on her face

this wrinkled up hag i scooped at bingo blew me until i pulled out and gave her a babyface

by Charlie Badass November 10, 2008

Caramel Popcorn

Dingleberries. Toilet Paper mixed with shit that becomes lodged in a tangled web of ass hairs.

Dude, Patrick mooned me earlier and it looked like he sat down in a bucket of caramel popcorn.

by Charlie Badass July 22, 2019

Front Rowing

The act of pretending that you were close to someone who passed away to gain attention and sympathy

It suck that Jared died but did you see Christie front rowing with his family at the funeral. She barely knew him. She is always looking for attention.

by Charlie Badass September 29, 2019

Hot Batch

when purchasing illegal drugs under the assumption it is legitimatly what you had intended to buy but turns out to be much more potent causing unintended effects such as overdose, sickness, or even death. Counterfeit product usually contains Fentanyl.

Dude did you hear that two people were arrested Mac Miller's death? They supposedly sold him a hot batch that was laced with fentanyl.

by Charlie Badass September 29, 2019

Brain Dialysis

Brain Dialysis is a treatment for individuals who dont have a natural filter to screen out disturbing , inappropriate thoughts. Assists in the process of ridding your mind of toxins, waste products, impurities, and excess filth.

My mom's worried about my disturbing thoughts and says I say inappropriate things all the time she does not think that my natural filter works so she sending me to the shrink for brain dialysis.

by Charlie Badass October 14, 2020