Definitions by Char H

guava 

A female-specific version of the taint.

All the wiping from her diarrhea makes her guava raw.

guava by Char H January 11, 2006

claudia 

A female-specific version of the classic wedgie.

If that girl goes into the "cool girl's bathroom", she'll likely get a claudia.

claudia by Char H January 11, 2006

deer hoof

The bruised outside ring of an anus after intense anal intercourse or other such regional trauma. It is also a band.

The guy on this video has some wicked deer hoof going on.

deer hoof by Char H January 11, 2006

town punch 

A very easy woman. So easy, it is said that every guy in town has had her.

Guy one: "I need to get laid!"
Guy two: "There is always Amanda."
Guy one: "The town punch?!? I'm not THAT desperate!"

town punch by Char H January 11, 2006

everythingathon 

A large orgy where everything/anything goes.

I think the neighbors are having another all-night everythingathon.

everythingathon by Char H January 11, 2006

ATM machine

A person who thouroughly gets off on sucking a penis, finger, toy or other object that was just previously inserted into that person's anus. See ATM.

That chick I picked up last night was a real ATM machine

ATM machine by Char H January 11, 2006

pornpone

Pornography (almost always amateur) made by white trash rednecks for white trash rednecks and featuring white trash rednecks.

I just saw some pornpone that had a guy with a corn cob shoved up his ass.

pornpone by Char H January 11, 2006