A ISP for those who are too mentally deficient to fucking open Internet Explorer to browse, and instead must surrender its dignity to a company who can automatically load up a half-assed browser after connection. Technically your paying for more ads to be showed in your desktop, because every time you log in, popups flood the screen saying "Pay for AOL 9.0 PREMIUM for some RADICAL shit... DOGG!".
Half of those who attempted to use the signup system quit on their first try, and begin prank calling the AOL tech support.
Half of those who attempted to use the signup system quit on their first try, and begin prank calling the AOL tech support.
Disgruntled illiterate user: You fucking asshole! I didn't pay you guys money just to not set up my service, ASSHOLE!
Tech support: Please calm down sir, please state your inquiry.
Disgruntled illiterate user: My inquiry is that your a moron!
Tech support: *hangs up phone*
Disgruntled illiterate user: Hello? Hello? FUCK DIS SHIAT!
Tech support: Please calm down sir, please state your inquiry.
Disgruntled illiterate user: My inquiry is that your a moron!
Tech support: *hangs up phone*
Disgruntled illiterate user: Hello? Hello? FUCK DIS SHIAT!
by Chang Tan January 01, 2004
A self-capable farmboy/rancher.
Also may be interpreted as a sleazy barfly of the Old West who frequents taverns, wears cowhide knee-guards, spits chewed tobacco, and believes that a pistol-duel is a excellent problem solver.
Also may be interpreted as a sleazy barfly of the Old West who frequents taverns, wears cowhide knee-guards, spits chewed tobacco, and believes that a pistol-duel is a excellent problem solver.
Cowboy #1: "Gimme a chaw 'O tobacky will ya?"
Cowboy #2 (technically a "cow girl"): "Naw, you didn't pay me back the chaw I gave you before"
Cowboy #1: "Shutup and gimme the damn chaw woman!"
Cowboy #3: "Don't talk to my wimmin like that!"
Cowboy #3 hurls a fist at Cowboy #1, Cowboy #1 parries the attack easily, and throws another one but misses.
Cowboy #2 stands up from her chair, and lodges both of her fists into the brawler's chins.
Cowboy #2: "Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehaaaah!"
Cowboy #1 takes a half-full beer glass and breaks it on the head of Cowboy #3, knocking him unconcious before proceeding to pin Cowboy #2 to the ground and lifting her skirt up.
Cowboy #2 (technically a "cow girl"): "Naw, you didn't pay me back the chaw I gave you before"
Cowboy #1: "Shutup and gimme the damn chaw woman!"
Cowboy #3: "Don't talk to my wimmin like that!"
Cowboy #3 hurls a fist at Cowboy #1, Cowboy #1 parries the attack easily, and throws another one but misses.
Cowboy #2 stands up from her chair, and lodges both of her fists into the brawler's chins.
Cowboy #2: "Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehaaaah!"
Cowboy #1 takes a half-full beer glass and breaks it on the head of Cowboy #3, knocking him unconcious before proceeding to pin Cowboy #2 to the ground and lifting her skirt up.
by Chang Tan December 19, 2004
A genre of stories and movie scripts concocted by friendless and shameless nerds, in order to elevate their self-image and make themselves "heroes" to millions of judgement-lacking idiots, who can't discern reality from fiction.
Many cyberpunk novels featured around three warring factions in a dystopian urbia:
1. MegaCorporations - By some means one way or another, business once again reigns king in post-modern society. They wield incalculable power and wealth, whose influence dwarf the federal government itself. Political institutions are their puppets, and the voiceless underlings who serve them are to be tread upon. Currently they are locked in combat with the infectious AI that tries to overwhelm them, too distracted to mind the vexatious hackers who pester them daily.
2. Artificial Intelligence - A US Navy experiment gone wrong, the formerly classified military AI supercomputer, SkyNet, has run amok, replicating itself in the form of mindless drones all unified in a single objective, subdue and exterminate all of humanity. They believe that they are the next frontier of human advancement, and these living bio-trash must be disposed of.
3. Hackers/Rebels - The overly exaggerated "protagonists" of the plot, hackers (dubbed hax0rz by their own "l33t" kin), they are the last defense for the preservation of liberty, justice, and the survival of humanity. Every day may be their last, SkyNet hunts tirelessly for fresh human victims to complete its crusade. Whether it is the foul smog-spewing facilities defiling the upper atmosphere, or the "Terminator" human-replica infiltration bots scouring bomb-blasted streets and alleys, hackers learn quickly to keep away from the various dangers sprouting up like mushrooms in a increasingly dangerous world.
Many cyberpunk novels featured around three warring factions in a dystopian urbia:
1. MegaCorporations - By some means one way or another, business once again reigns king in post-modern society. They wield incalculable power and wealth, whose influence dwarf the federal government itself. Political institutions are their puppets, and the voiceless underlings who serve them are to be tread upon. Currently they are locked in combat with the infectious AI that tries to overwhelm them, too distracted to mind the vexatious hackers who pester them daily.
2. Artificial Intelligence - A US Navy experiment gone wrong, the formerly classified military AI supercomputer, SkyNet, has run amok, replicating itself in the form of mindless drones all unified in a single objective, subdue and exterminate all of humanity. They believe that they are the next frontier of human advancement, and these living bio-trash must be disposed of.
3. Hackers/Rebels - The overly exaggerated "protagonists" of the plot, hackers (dubbed hax0rz by their own "l33t" kin), they are the last defense for the preservation of liberty, justice, and the survival of humanity. Every day may be their last, SkyNet hunts tirelessly for fresh human victims to complete its crusade. Whether it is the foul smog-spewing facilities defiling the upper atmosphere, or the "Terminator" human-replica infiltration bots scouring bomb-blasted streets and alleys, hackers learn quickly to keep away from the various dangers sprouting up like mushrooms in a increasingly dangerous world.
MegaCorp executive - "Sales have dropped sixty-five percent... we must cut wages or face bankruptcy..."
SkyNet Mother Brain - "F-fi-fil-filthy humans.... nothingbutweakbloodandflesh.... initiate subroutine 139868822, kill...."
Hackers - "Omgz! Another n00b just entered teh sewer line, hez leadin' teh t3rmin4t0rz in our fortress of solitude! Banz! Lolz!"
SkyNet Mother Brain - "F-fi-fil-filthy humans.... nothingbutweakbloodandflesh.... initiate subroutine 139868822, kill...."
Hackers - "Omgz! Another n00b just entered teh sewer line, hez leadin' teh t3rmin4t0rz in our fortress of solitude! Banz! Lolz!"
by Chang Tan February 27, 2005
America's wang (see: America's wang)
Homer simpson: We can't go to Florida... thats America's wang! *points at the dick-like state of Florida*
by Chang Tan January 01, 2004
Disgusting chocolate/strawberry sawdust on a stick, another byproduct of Japanese ingenuity and efficiency.
Hoarded widely by wapanese and asiaphiles.
Note: In approximately 2.857 seconds following the posting of this definition, a lynch mob of pasty white men would have assembled before my door in retaliation for my "treasonous assault" on "my" own race, for they cannot distinguish the differences between me, and other members of the so called "genetically superior asian supermen".
Hoarded widely by wapanese and asiaphiles.
Note: In approximately 2.857 seconds following the posting of this definition, a lynch mob of pasty white men would have assembled before my door in retaliation for my "treasonous assault" on "my" own race, for they cannot distinguish the differences between me, and other members of the so called "genetically superior asian supermen".
Japanese Pocko Executive: Johnno Armostrongo-San, what do we do with all this extra leftover sawdust from the logging ventures in China?
John Armstrong: Just condense it into chocolato-flavored twigos and sell it to the stupido Americanos.
Japanese Pocko Executive: Hahaha! You very smarto Armostrongo-San!
Meanwhile, back in a "Emerika" Ranch 99 Supermarket (the best place for imported asian goods)...
Wapanese: Nacho-Jizz flavored Pocky. Liek, OMG, !!!!111221111!!!??!!! SQUEEEE!
Japanese native (visitor to America): Kowaii baka... *shakes head*.
John Armstrong: Just condense it into chocolato-flavored twigos and sell it to the stupido Americanos.
Japanese Pocko Executive: Hahaha! You very smarto Armostrongo-San!
Meanwhile, back in a "Emerika" Ranch 99 Supermarket (the best place for imported asian goods)...
Wapanese: Nacho-Jizz flavored Pocky. Liek, OMG, !!!!111221111!!!??!!! SQUEEEE!
Japanese native (visitor to America): Kowaii baka... *shakes head*.
by Chang Tan March 04, 2005
A slang in Californian terms for:
1. Wait for your victim to dissapear from the classroom.
2. Empty their bookbag.
3. Turn the bag inside out.
4. Refill and zip the bag, maybe even stuffing trash inside it too.
5. Put it back to its ORIGINAL place in its EXACT position.
6. Blame it on someone sitting far away from you.
7. Watch the fists go flying.
1. Wait for your victim to dissapear from the classroom.
2. Empty their bookbag.
3. Turn the bag inside out.
4. Refill and zip the bag, maybe even stuffing trash inside it too.
5. Put it back to its ORIGINAL place in its EXACT position.
6. Blame it on someone sitting far away from you.
7. Watch the fists go flying.
by Chang Tan December 31, 2003
A marketing pitch used by Subway (like that 6g fat crap) and McDonalds to scam millions of judgement-lacking idiots into think a lard-packed, cheese stuffed, burrito or Subway Sandwich, with loads of mayonaise and unsalted butter topping it off will make them lose weight.
"Tonight, why not try our all new Atkins-approved supersized beef taco! With all of your favorite ingredients, barbeque sauces, mayonaise, excess poorly drained bacon, melted fatty-cheese residue from the dairy factory, and topped off with solid chunks of lard for that mmm mmm flavor!"
by Chang Tan June 18, 2004