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meaty fart

A fart that sounds like it would taste meaty and/or smells meaty
That meaty fart sounded so heavy and smelled like steak
by Chang Qou November 9, 2015
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shiterama

Shiterama is a shitting contest.
Welcome to Shiterama where the winner will receive a free lifetime supplies of Taco Bell.
by Chang Qou September 19, 2016
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PregPosal

Pregposal is when you knock up your girlfriend and you both think the solution to this mess is to propose to her while she is pregnant under the assumption it will absolve sins.
She tricked her Polish boyfriend into a Pregposal
by Chang Qou August 6, 2016
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Sextortion

Sextortion is when a girlfriend gets pregnant by her boyfriend and he doesn't understand the plot that her intention is to have his kid with the hopes of him proposing to her, and if that plan fails, she moves onto plan B.

Sextortion Plan B is to get pregnant by her boyfriend knowing he won't propose to her so she can claim child support.
She's such a ho that she used Sextortion to get married, and when that didn't work she went with Sextortion Plan B where she had his kid and sued him for child support.
by Chang Qou March 20, 2016
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i eat map

Knock Knock
Who's There?
I Eat Map
I Eat Map Who?

Person unknowingly admitting to eating their own Sh!t.
Knock Knock
Who's There?
I Eat Map
I Eat Map Who?

You just admitted to eating your own Sh!t
by Chang Qou September 19, 2016
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Homeless Jew

A grown man still living in his parents house.
This one girl I was dating asked me what I meant by Homeless Jew, so I told her. A Homeless Jew is a grown man still living at his parents house. Xavier is a Homeless Jew.
by Chang Qou May 28, 2018
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trump poo

trump poo is when you think you have to take a shit, but just as you are ready to poo, you get this relief that it's just a giant ass fart that causes the toilet water to magically bubble.
I went to take a massive shit, but turns out it was a massive fart trump poo
by Chang Qou September 19, 2016
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