carbonated mess

A drink consisting of three or more different soft drinks.

Common in places where the customers can use the soda machines.
Person A: I heard you ordered fast food yesterday.

Person B: I did.

Person A: What did you drink?

Person B: I couldn't decide, so I just poured myself a carbonated mess.
by ChameleonDragon September 26, 2019
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sus simulator

A derogatory term for an Among Us ripoff, especially one of low quality.
A: I can't believe I wasted my money on Killer: Untested One of Us- wait, that's not what it's called... Killer: Invited? No. Killer: Accepted...
B: You mean a sus simulator?
A: Yeah, let's go with that.
by ChameleonDragon August 31, 2021
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teach around

When a teacher uses an assignment or textbook to avoid teaching about a subject.
A: We don't have time to talk about polynomials, so your homework is to read page 796 and solve the problems.
B: Can you make better lessons instead of resorting to this teach around?
by ChameleonDragon August 31, 2021
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I'm not reading that

A phrase used for when a piece of text disgusts you.
Person A: Hey, can you go on Urban Dictionary and look up Surprise Party?

Person B: *looks it up*

... I'm not reading that.
by ChameleonDragon December 21, 2019
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draw two cubed

When, in a game of Uno, stacking draw twos causes a player to draw eight or more cards.
Person A: So I played Uno with my friends.

Person B: How did it go?
Person A: I was going to win until I got draw two cubed.
by ChameleonDragon November 23, 2019
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A list of seemingly unrelated items or actions deemed evil by a person or group, often for petty, ludicrous, and/or nonsensical reasons.
Person A: Stop wearing sunglasses and eating onions!
Person B: Why?
Person A: Because sunglasses are related to darkness, and onions make me cry!
Person B: Get Satan’s shower thought list out of your head.
by ChameleonDragon April 11, 2019
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String in the sock

A minor flaw that makes a big deal to people interested in the topic.
Person A: Prices for movies are raising again.
Person B: Doesn't seem like a problem.
Person A: Doesn't seem like one?

That's a string in the sock! Now even less people can go now!
by ChameleonDragon February 05, 2018
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