Definitions by ChameleonDragon
Wi-Fi spy
Person A: Learned something new about my mom today.
Person B: What?
Person A: She looks at everything I do on the internet.
Person B: How do you know?
Person A: I got into a flame war, and she scolded me because of it.
I never showed her my phone, so the only way she could've known is by checking on my search history.
Person B: So she's a Wi-Fi spy.
Person B: What?
Person A: She looks at everything I do on the internet.
Person B: How do you know?
Person A: I got into a flame war, and she scolded me because of it.
I never showed her my phone, so the only way she could've known is by checking on my search history.
Person B: So she's a Wi-Fi spy.
Wi-Fi spy by ChameleonDragon May 5, 2018
Critical Knock-Out
When you get KO'd by an attack that you should've survived, had it not landed a critical hit.
CKO for short.
CKO for short.
Game: Enemy attacks!
Player: No worries, I can survive this.
Game: Critical hit!
You've been defeated...
Player: Ugh! I hate Critical Knock-Outs!
Player: No worries, I can survive this.
Game: Critical hit!
You've been defeated...
Player: Ugh! I hate Critical Knock-Outs!
Critical Knock-Out by ChameleonDragon May 4, 2018
Water lover
Someone that never dries off after taking a shower or washing their hands.
Often used by hydrophobic people.
Often used by hydrophobic people.
Person A: Hey, you didn't dry your hands!
Person B: Idc.
Person A: You're a water lover!
Person B: No one cares.
Person B: Idc.
Person A: You're a water lover!
Person B: No one cares.
Water lover by ChameleonDragon May 4, 2018
A-Grade A-Hole
Person A: *trips Person B and hits him with his own backpack*
Person B: Why did you do that?!
Person A: Because it's funny watching you fall!
Person B: You're more then an a-hole.
You're an a-grade a-hole!
Person B: Why did you do that?!
Person A: Because it's funny watching you fall!
Person B: You're more then an a-hole.
You're an a-grade a-hole!
A-Grade A-Hole by ChameleonDragon May 4, 2018
Pseudo plot-line
Person A: Have you seen that rising comedy channel recently?
Person B: Yeah, but his videos are executed differently than they were a few years ago.
Person A: Oh really?
Person B: Back when I first watched them, they followed an actual plot-line. Now the videos only follow a pseudo plot-line.
Person B: Yeah, but his videos are executed differently than they were a few years ago.
Person A: Oh really?
Person B: Back when I first watched them, they followed an actual plot-line. Now the videos only follow a pseudo plot-line.
Pseudo plot-line by ChameleonDragon May 4, 2018
soft crusher
Person A: I'm bored.
Person B: Do you have any spare mattresses?
Person A: Yeah. Why?
Person B: Want to do some soft crushers?
Person A: Yeah!
Person B: Do you have any spare mattresses?
Person A: Yeah. Why?
Person B: Want to do some soft crushers?
Person A: Yeah!
soft crusher by ChameleonDragon March 12, 2018
gameathon
Person A: Want to play some games?
Person B: Sure!
Person A: But what are we going to do next?
Person B: How about we set up an all-day gameathon?
Person A: Okay!
Person B: Sure!
Person A: But what are we going to do next?
Person B: How about we set up an all-day gameathon?
Person A: Okay!
gameathon by ChameleonDragon March 11, 2018