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Definitions by ChameleonDragon

close minded blame 

When you blame something because you don’t understand what the problem is, and you try to find a quick solution.
Person A: Get off that website!
Person B: Why?
Person A: Because that website is giving us viruses!
Person B: But the computer is old.
Person A: I don’t want to hear your excuses!
Person B: Don’t make a close minded blame.

empty word 

A word that either:

A) Has no real meaning, or
B) Wouldn’t be used for whatever reason.
Person A: I put my name on Urban Dictionary!
Person B: Why would you do that?
Person A: Because I want to.
Person B: Leave empty words out of the dictionary.

party playlist 

A playlist that someone plays at a party. Usually contain songs that the playlist creator likes or finds suitable for a party.
Person A: What are all of these K-Pop songs doing here?
Person B: It seems like Person C's party playlist.

name police 

Users on Urban Dictionary who report names. There are good ones who only report full names, but there are also bad ones who report names they don't like. Nevertheless, they are one of the many important users on the site, but they are rarely mentioned.
Person A: My definition of Person C got deleted!
Person B: Looks like the name police caught up to you.

baseless debater 

Someone who is good at starting a debate, but is terrible at making good arguments.
Person A: I'm going to tell you why Mega-Shooters X is better than Super Platformer 9!
Person B: Okay. Why?
Person A: Err... Umm....
It just is, okay?!
Person B: If you're going to start a debate like that, at least have some good arguments.
Don't be a baseless debater.

belly full of water 

When you drink so much water you can feel it in your stomach.
Person A: I'm hearing water in my stomach when I move!
Person B: Looks like you have a belly full of water.

top hat trick 

When someone pulls a lie out of nowhere within a few seconds.
Person A: I can't believe what Person C said to me.
Person B: What did he say?
Person A: I told him yesterday about the report, right?
Well, when I told him about them this morning, he said nothing for a few seconds, then said, "I had to go to an important family meeting!", even though he never said anything about it yesterday.
Person B: He's lying.
He's doing a top hat trick.