Person A: I scored a perfect game!
Person B: If you can achieve that bumper badge, turn off the bumpers!
Person B: If you can achieve that bumper badge, turn off the bumpers!
by ChameleonDragon May 27, 2019

The act of claiming that something validates your point, but you don't explain why, and instead use statements such as, "It's obvious why". Often, the thing in question DOES NOT validate your point, and so you have to lie in order to keep your point intact.
Person A: This balloon proves my model!
Person B: But why?
Person A: Why? It's obvious why!
Person B: You need a reason why.
Otherwise, you're bashing your point.
Person B: But why?
Person A: Why? It's obvious why!
Person B: You need a reason why.
Otherwise, you're bashing your point.
by ChameleonDragon July 20, 2018

Person A: Dear cosmos, if you can hear me, let me get a promotion!
Person B: Yeah, like that would work.
Person C: Person A, you're getting a promotion!
Person A: Nice! See, Person B? Thanks to the odds from the stars, I got what I wanted!
Person B: Yeah, like that would work.
Person C: Person A, you're getting a promotion!
Person A: Nice! See, Person B? Thanks to the odds from the stars, I got what I wanted!
by ChameleonDragon February 10, 2018

The bane of collectors.
When you're one item away from completing a set, but you can't find it no matter how hard you look in store shelves or how many packs you buy.
When you're one item away from completing a set, but you can't find it no matter how hard you look in store shelves or how many packs you buy.
Person A: You got to help me!
Person B: What's wrong?
Person A: You know how I need only more card to complete my set, right?
Well, I opened ten 5-card blind packs, and I didn't get it!
Person A: Looks like you're suffering from the last item curse.
Person B: What's wrong?
Person A: You know how I need only more card to complete my set, right?
Well, I opened ten 5-card blind packs, and I didn't get it!
Person A: Looks like you're suffering from the last item curse.
by ChameleonDragon February 06, 2018

To perform this move, place a glue stick sideways on a flat surface, place your pointer finger on one side (preferably the bottom), and push your finger down. If done correctly, the glue stick will start spinning.
If pushed down hard enough, the glue stick will "jump", causing it to spin midair.
Repeating the move multiple times within a short period of time can result in pain, especially if you perform "jumps". The move is known for being loud, so please be careful and courteous to others when preforming.
If pushed down hard enough, the glue stick will "jump", causing it to spin midair.
Repeating the move multiple times within a short period of time can result in pain, especially if you perform "jumps". The move is known for being loud, so please be careful and courteous to others when preforming.
by ChameleonDragon September 20, 2019

Person A: Do you have the trading cards you promised me?
Person B: Yes.
*gives trading cards to Person A*
Now give me the stickers you promised me.
Person A: Nope!
*runs away*
Person B: I should have known that he would drain the basket!
Person B: Yes.
*gives trading cards to Person A*
Now give me the stickers you promised me.
Person A: Nope!
*runs away*
Person B: I should have known that he would drain the basket!
by ChameleonDragon March 10, 2018

Person A: I made a wish in the wishing well to become richer, but I ended up dropping my wallet in it.
Person B: Holyluia.
Person B: Holyluia.
by ChameleonDragon February 13, 2022
