Person A: Hey, can you go on Urban Dictionary and look up Surprise Party?
Person B: *looks it up*
... I'm not reading that.
Person B: *looks it up*
... I'm not reading that.
by ChameleonDragon December 21, 2019
Person A: So I played Uno with my friends.
Person B: How did it go?
Person A: I was going to win until I got draw two cubed.
Person B: How did it go?
Person A: I was going to win until I got draw two cubed.
by ChameleonDragon November 23, 2019
A list of seemingly unrelated items or actions deemed evil by a person or group, often for petty, ludicrous, and/or nonsensical reasons.
Person A: Stop wearing sunglasses and eating onions!
Person B: Why?
Person A: Because sunglasses are related to darkness, and onions make me cry!
Person B: Get Satan’s shower thought list out of your head.
Person B: Why?
Person A: Because sunglasses are related to darkness, and onions make me cry!
Person B: Get Satan’s shower thought list out of your head.
by ChameleonDragon April 11, 2019
Person A: Prices for movies are raising again.
Person B: Doesn't seem like a problem.
Person A: Doesn't seem like one?
That's a string in the sock! Now even less people can go now!
Person B: Doesn't seem like a problem.
Person A: Doesn't seem like one?
That's a string in the sock! Now even less people can go now!
by ChameleonDragon February 05, 2018
Multiple pieces of advice that are repeated to you when you're in the middle of something. Used when you've already dismissed the advice or are focusing on another part of an action.
Person A: Remember to take a step to your right before you bowl.
Person B: Um, okay.
*Person B takes a step to the right and bowls, but the ball skews to the left and enters the gutter.*
Person A: You took more than four steps before bowling. Make sure to count your steps.
Person B: Why would I need to--Ah, forget it.
*Person B takes a four-step approach before bowling, but the ball skews to the right again, this time hitting the seventh pin.*
Person A: Did you take a step to the right?
Person B: My problem isn't the delivery, it's the hook!
Do you want me to improve, or do you want to move your portable fence around?
Person B: Um, okay.
*Person B takes a step to the right and bowls, but the ball skews to the left and enters the gutter.*
Person A: You took more than four steps before bowling. Make sure to count your steps.
Person B: Why would I need to--Ah, forget it.
*Person B takes a four-step approach before bowling, but the ball skews to the right again, this time hitting the seventh pin.*
Person A: Did you take a step to the right?
Person B: My problem isn't the delivery, it's the hook!
Do you want me to improve, or do you want to move your portable fence around?
by ChameleonDragon September 12, 2021
Person A: Alright, I got the coordinates, located the target, and I’m about to go in. Are you ready?
Person B: Loaded and live.
Person B: Loaded and live.
by ChameleonDragon May 07, 2019
A piece of information or statement in an online wiki (usually one with less moderation) that contradicts another statement in that same wiki.
Person A: Time to look up how hard Button Mashing 5 is on the Button Mashing Wiki.
From the Button Mashing Series page: "Button Mashing 5 has been described by fans as one of the easiest installments in the series to complete..."
From the Button Mashing 5 page: "Button Mashing 5 completely reworks the combat system to make it the toughest game to beat."
Person A: Oh great, a hydra's squabble. Guess I'll have to find a video review to get an opinion.
From the Button Mashing Series page: "Button Mashing 5 has been described by fans as one of the easiest installments in the series to complete..."
From the Button Mashing 5 page: "Button Mashing 5 completely reworks the combat system to make it the toughest game to beat."
Person A: Oh great, a hydra's squabble. Guess I'll have to find a video review to get an opinion.
by ChameleonDragon July 19, 2022