Challbaby82's definitions

hog blossoms

Fat bitches who go to concerts hours early to save a spot and then get mad when they begin to get tired and skinny sexy ladies begin to needle their way through thus ensuring that they will not get to touch a rockstar are called hog blossoms.

Girl: "I just shook that rockstar's hand! Yay!!"
Guy: "That's awesome! I was scared for a minute we wouldn't make it through the hog blossoms."

by Challbaby82 June 24, 2016

Mississippi firecracker

When you are fucking a chic and she squirts out of her ass a little poo.

"Damn girl! That was a Mississippi firecracker!"

by Challbaby82 June 24, 2016

Benjaminlike

To be strong as an ox, quick as a ninja and wily as a fox while naturally exhuding unsurpassed intelligence, undeniable charm, unique humor, unsurpassed whit, and utilizing an extremely broad set of skills that help in all aspects of life.

Girl 1: "Is that guy a superhero? He's sooo HOT!"
Girl 2: "No. He is just benjaminlike but I think he is ridiculously HOT as well!!"

by Challbaby82 June 28, 2016

amphibious goddess

A woman who exhudes sex appeal on both land and in water. She has an innate ability to look like she could be either from the sea or from land. This is similar to a mermaid yet they are even better because they also walk among us.

Guy 1:"That girl sitting in the park is so damn sexy!"
Guy 2: "I know bro, I also saw her at the lake yesterday. She's definitely an amphibious goddess!"

by Challbaby82 June 28, 2016

Psychological pipe

When someone mentally overpowers you in conversation trying to get to the bottom of your psyche and drunken you realizes their mind fuck, reversing their psychology you bring the conversation back to your realm. Thereby, acquiring the ability to say put that in your psychological pipe.

"Put that in your psychological pipe and smoke it!"

by Challbaby82 October 1, 2016

Gorgeous guru

When an absolutely insanely gorgeous beautiful woman is intensely staring at her computer and learning like a guru. It's a total package if she is gorgeous ad intelligent.

My fiance is a total gorgeous guru. I watch football and she learns things in her computer at the same time. This usually results in a symbiotic relationship.

by Challbaby82 October 1, 2016

syrdown

The opposite of syrup or the lack thereof.

I'll take a venti mocha frappuccino syrdown.

by Challbaby82 February 13, 2019