Douche bag: hey bro you’re so uglyyy and a fag
Guy: Hey bro just because you drive an F150 that your daddy bought you doesn’t make your dick any bigger than 2 inches,and you say I’m ugly but tell me why you haven’t had a girlfriend while I dated a model... oh wait you’ve been friend zoned by all the nasty hoes you!?
Douche bag: Shut up pretty boy! My dick is big enough!
Guy: Small Dick talk all you want big boi.
Guy: Hey bro just because you drive an F150 that your daddy bought you doesn’t make your dick any bigger than 2 inches,and you say I’m ugly but tell me why you haven’t had a girlfriend while I dated a model... oh wait you’ve been friend zoned by all the nasty hoes you!?
Douche bag: Shut up pretty boy! My dick is big enough!
Guy: Small Dick talk all you want big boi.
by Chad Wellington the 3rd January 28, 2019
A compliment that is technically an insult...
Cute basically means mildly attractive, or it could mean pretty boy
Basically if a girl calls you cute( as in mildly attractive) she thinks you are attractive, but not attractive enough to date, or smash. Basically if you are cute, most girls would friendzone you.
Now if she calls you cute in a pretty boy way, she means that you are very good looking, but in a foopish and effimate way.
Girls don’t want to date, smash, or whatever with these men because.
1. You aren’t good enough for them in terms of attractiveness
2. You are too feminine for their taste, and too pretty for them. See high maintenance
Cute basically means mildly attractive, or it could mean pretty boy
Basically if a girl calls you cute( as in mildly attractive) she thinks you are attractive, but not attractive enough to date, or smash. Basically if you are cute, most girls would friendzone you.
Now if she calls you cute in a pretty boy way, she means that you are very good looking, but in a foopish and effimate way.
Girls don’t want to date, smash, or whatever with these men because.
1. You aren’t good enough for them in terms of attractiveness
2. You are too feminine for their taste, and too pretty for them. See high maintenance
by Chad Wellington the 3rd January 03, 2019
Someone who isn’t necessarily built or thick but their face is very very attractive in a cute way.
What separates adorable from cute is that adorable people make you smile with their good looks, smile,personality,innocence, and their laugh that just makes you warm and fuzzy inside. If someone is adorable they are very cute, but they also have that IT FACTOR that makes you go Awww!!
What separates adorable from cute is that adorable people make you smile with their good looks, smile,personality,innocence, and their laugh that just makes you warm and fuzzy inside. If someone is adorable they are very cute, but they also have that IT FACTOR that makes you go Awww!!
by Chad Wellington the 3rd January 03, 2019
An old school located in Cypress Texas that has the slogan BFND, and the Mascot of a bobcat. Cy-Fair’s 2017 football team won the division 2 state championship, but in their 2018 season lost to the next state champion of 2018, NorthShore. Their music programs are decent, but the one that stands out is their Marching Band. Their Marching band is the 23rd best Marching Band in the state of Texas as of November 2018 (for y’all bobcats I was not in the marching band but I still love em to death) . And their drill team is called brigade, and they are good too!The students here are okay... you’ve got the vapers, stoners, jocks, Hicks, Skaters, Wannabe frat lords, the basic bitches, thots, and pretty much any stereotype out there. The teachers are decent, just watch out for pre-cal, and geometry K. BFNDD CLASS of 2017!
by Chad Wellington the 3rd January 03, 2019
Used When a person is named Joe (usually a male, but there are females named Joe) who is attractive, and cannot fall into the Average Joe stereotype because their looks exceed the average person.
Thot 1: Omg that dude Joe in our Bio class is cute af, I would make out with him in front of my friends just to brag ;)
Thot 2: Omg yasss he’s what we call an Above Average Joe
Both Thots: Sighhhh he sooo cute awww
Thot 2: Omg yasss he’s what we call an Above Average Joe
Both Thots: Sighhhh he sooo cute awww
by Chad Wellington the 3rd January 26, 2019
A female, usually unattractive in appearance. They can be seen listening to BTS and wear all black. They are typically distant with society and Anti-Social. Just like a Eugene this species is not to be messed with as they will shoot up the school if triggered enough.
by Chad Wellington the 3rd January 03, 2019