Chad's definitions

tub of lard

A person who is so fat and/or disgusting that the very sight of them invokes images of a giant vat filled with congealed animal fat.

Kate is so f-ing disgusting. What the he@l does that tub of lard think she is doing. She is not hot enough to get away with saying that.

by Chad October 2, 2003

vrooky

A term describing brakes when they go out.

I crashed my car 'cause my brakes went vrooky on top of the hill.

by Chad December 7, 2003

verbindo

From the latin, verbindoclearis, meaning to clear a blocked drain with ones mouth, a verbindo is defined as performing fellatio on the arse.

Teacher: "Giles get up, you silly boy!"
Giles: "But Miss, i had to get down low to give her the verbindo!"

by chad May 13, 2005

cube farm

An attempt to create a false sense of privacy in an office environment. Also makes it easier for "workers" to do nothing but sip their coffee and listen to Kenny G all day.

Nothing ever gets done in that cube farm.

by Chad February 21, 2004

spit valve

The valve(s) found on a brass-wind instrument that are opened to release saliva accumulated while playing.

You're rattling. Empty your spit valve.

by Chad June 20, 2004

chinken

chicken you get at a chinese food restaurant.

Would yo like some chinken wif yo pork fry rice?

by Chad May 5, 2004