Chad's definitions

butt goblin

After wipping ur ass the tiolet paper shreds and entagles itself in ur ass hair also known as tiolet paper wholies

dude i got a crazy butt goblin in my ass pubes

by Chad October 31, 2004

code red

A military term used when "justice" is to be served in a unit.

Col. Jesep, did you order the code red. I want the truth.
You can't handle the truth.

by Chad May 1, 2004

pimpalicous

full of pimping juice, one who pimps

Chadwick is pimpalicous. All the chicks want him.

by Chad February 26, 2005

Mimsie

Name for a kitten seen in the MTM TV closing logo. Seen in variations matching the shows it is seen at the end of. Usually lets out with a timid "meow".

Mimsie is such a cute kitty. Too bad MTM is plastered over with newer logos now.

by Chad January 10, 2004

tub of lard

A person who is so fat and/or disgusting that the very sight of them invokes images of a giant vat filled with congealed animal fat.

Kate is so f-ing disgusting. What the he@l does that tub of lard think she is doing. She is not hot enough to get away with saying that.

by Chad October 2, 2003

banner ads

Images on the internet in the shape of a long rectangle, they are advertisements than link to other websites.

Punch the Monkey Ads.

by Chad July 8, 2003

cube farm

An attempt to create a false sense of privacy in an office environment. Also makes it easier for "workers" to do nothing but sip their coffee and listen to Kenny G all day.

Nothing ever gets done in that cube farm.

by Chad February 21, 2004