Chad's definitions

vrooky

A term describing brakes when they go out.

I crashed my car 'cause my brakes went vrooky on top of the hill.

by Chad December 7, 2003

verbindo

From the latin, verbindoclearis, meaning to clear a blocked drain with ones mouth, a verbindo is defined as performing fellatio on the arse.

Teacher: "Giles get up, you silly boy!"
Giles: "But Miss, i had to get down low to give her the verbindo!"

by chad May 13, 2005

cube farm

An attempt to create a false sense of privacy in an office environment. Also makes it easier for "workers" to do nothing but sip their coffee and listen to Kenny G all day.

Nothing ever gets done in that cube farm.

by Chad February 21, 2004

spit valve

The valve(s) found on a brass-wind instrument that are opened to release saliva accumulated while playing.

You're rattling. Empty your spit valve.

by Chad June 20, 2004

Shlits

A most extreme case of "the Shits."
To be shitting uncontrolably.

-My belly hurts, I think I have the Shlits!
-I'm not eating that, that stuff gives me the Shlits!

by Chad December 11, 2004

Ass Clap

The clapping sound made when having rough sex, caused by balls slapping against any part of a woman during sex.

Sorry I didn't answer the phone, between that bitch moanin' and all the ass clapin' I couldn't hear it!

by Chad December 11, 2004

Tozz

1. (v) to flip a vehicle upside down, rubber side up, especially a convertible
2. (v) to wreck, damage, break, crash, or destroy in part, or whole a vehicle.

hey, keep it rubber side down, dont tozz your new convertible.

"oh damn! did you see that nascar race? they had 2 drivers tozz their cars right on turn 3!"

by Chad September 17, 2005