Tani

A little tiny girl who is very smart and yet stupidly dumb.. Makes sense since she can be philosophical.. And yet EXTREMELY retarded at times. Thats why we love her. She is quiet but loud.. She is short but not to short.. She stares.. And yet she doesn't.. What a wierdo.. She was the girl in 8th grade who would kick your ass for a cookie. Don't mess with her man!
Give me your cookie damn it. Or i'm going to beat you down like a Shane! (Look up the word Shane)
by Chris February 20, 2005
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Gonk

Any high tech device that should make your life easier, but, in effect, has the opposite effect
I would show you an .avi movie in this power point presentation, but I can't get the gonk to work.
by Chris May 05, 2005
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anti-racist

A man or woman, of any color, sexuality, religion, or background, who is morally opposed to senseless hate. A person who believes strongly that all people are equal, and is willing to stand up for that belief.
Hey, are you an anti-racist? No? Uh-oh, I guess I better punch your nose!
by Chris December 07, 2003
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melodeamo

a blend between melodic metal and screamo, making melodeamo.
"that band a tendency to fracture is classified as melodeamo."
by chris May 09, 2004
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profanitize

v. To insert a profanity, usually some derivative of the word "fuck," into the middle of an ordinary word, in order to achieve added emphasis.
You should hear him talk: he profanitizes everything. It isn't just fantastic, it's fanfuckingtastic. Not spectacular but specfuckingtacular. Really, you should hear him speak for yourself... it's unfuckingbeleivable.
by Chris November 19, 2004
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Idiot

Intelligence Quotient Scale:

Moron = 50-69

Imbecile = 30-49

Idiot = 29 & below
I would never call you a moron, or even an imbecile for that matter. That wouldn't be right! I know you are an idiot.
by Chris November 01, 2004
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sleeping bag

when performing cunelangus on an overweight woman, grabing a fold of her stomach fat and stretching it over your head.
I was able to wrap up in her sleeping bag.
by Chris April 18, 2005
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