Definitions by ChRiS

paris hilton 

n. 1 a person who has not done motherfucking shit to be idolized and looked as a celebrity 2 pretentious cocksucker 3 No personality 4 Dull 5 Boring 6 Nose Surgery 7 Orange Tan 8 Fake blue contacts 9 A waste of make-up (about 3 fucking tons of it to make her look good) 9 Without make-up a shit-faced fucking ugly gremlin 10 A generic looking platinum blonde no class whore that acts no different than a redneck piece of shit slut in the trailer park that all the other redneck trailer trash people wish they looked like or had in their bedroom 11 The perfect example of taking the girl out of the trailer park but not taking the trailer park out of the girl.

you get the idea…fuck Paris Hilton

"Me, a slut? What ya'll talking bout? I ain't no Paris Hilton!"

paris hilton by Chris August 30, 2004

tricked out 

Fully loaded - all the extras

That vehicle is totally tricked out

tricked out by Chris August 28, 2004

waffling 

unsure about something - debating between choices or ideas

He was waffling over what to order from the menu

waffling by Chris August 28, 2004

whoop it up 

1 - The initial masculine emotion that procedes after planning a big event.

Dumb guy: What are we going to do in Vegas?

Smart guy: Whoop it up! ...you dumb bitch.

whoop it up by Chris August 22, 2004

floorfiller 

a song that gets everyone dancing

the floorfiller got everyone dancing, creating a mob on the dance floor

floorfiller by chris August 13, 2004

hickory switch 

A wooden implement, especially a tree branch, used for spanking.

"The old man will come a-runnin' with a hickory switch."

hickory switch by Chris August 8, 2004

Twisted Heart 

An occurence most commonly experienced by the feeling of unrequited love, with the exception of it not being returned.

Generally speaking, it is a situation involving two friends, who spend an inexorbitant amount of time with each other, and over the years, one grows to love the other, while the opposites feeling stay plutonic. No pain compares, physical nor mental.

A relationship easily broken off is not truly that of a twisted heart. Twisted heart involves never being able to make a clean cut, whether that might involve the other person feeling just as strongly as you but without the same passion. Refer to just a friend

A loved B with all his heart, yet B could never truly return A's feelings. A can't cope with losing B, and thus stays in an inevitably horrifyingly painful situation.

Twisted Heart by Chris August 7, 2004