deez nuts

The two fellas

Person1: Hey are you going this afternoon?
Person2: Where?
Person1: Down on DEEEEEEZ NUTS!!!

by Chris October 16, 2003

ass-30

Refrence to being up so early in the morning that time does not matter.

I had to get up at ass-30 to make it to the airport.

by Chris November 09, 2004

Penelope Cruz

A seductive, sexy and beautiful actress. She has a cute Spanish accent and is incredibly hott! Penelope Cruz is a godess!

1) Penelope Cruz is a godess!
2) If Penelope Cruz were a lifeguard, I'd drown just so she could give me mouth to mouth.
3) Penelope Cruz is totally eye candy and I have a sweet tooth.
4) If Penelope Cruz were any sweeter, there would be a wanted poster for her at the candy shop.
5) Penelope Cruz makes all the other actresses look bad.

by Chris May 13, 2005

titty twister

When someone pinches your nipple and painfully twists them untill they bleed or bruse.

The other day I had two friends over. As one held me down the othe gave me a titty twister and part of my nipple fell off. (This is a true story)

by Chris December 28, 2003

boyant

Will float in a bowl of piss.

that turd is boyant!

by chris December 01, 2004

Headies

High grade Cannabis. Usually contains small white specks and reddish hairs on the leaves.

Dank is good but headies is better!

by Chris July 22, 2003

snipdick

anotherwords burak and not all arabs are terroists just because 90% of them r lol the worship ak 47's

burak vocan emray mohamad hubdoA MUSTAPHA AND Mr Bond

by CHRIS July 11, 2003