Gonk

Any high tech device that should make your life easier, but, in effect, has the opposite effect

I would show you an .avi movie in this power point presentation, but I can't get the gonk to work.

by Chris May 05, 2005

pumpernickle

A nick name of Brian Pumper. A world Class Porn actor and part of the elite pornstars. In other word PUMPMANICKLE!
SEEEEEENNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!

"Yo Check Out pumpernickle poundin that bitches ass nicely Dog" Blaze up that chronic Pumpanickle!SEEEEEENNN!!!

by Chris February 01, 2005

tootness

adjective describing the cutest thing in the world

Crystal is the super tootness and i love her!

by Chris December 01, 2004

polygamy

To have more than one instance of MSN Messenger running simultaneously.

I downloaded MSN Polygamy so I could sign in with 2 different accounts at the same time

by Chris February 22, 2005

rainman

ahhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhh ehhhhhhhhh ehhhhhhhhhhh ehhhhhhhhhhhh. (see eh eh eh)

rainman hits hit head.

by chris February 23, 2005

Horse

A name used to refer to the Manchester Utd number 10 Ruud Van Nistlerooy. A man with horse like features.

Van Nistlerooy is galloping forward like the horse that he is.

by chris January 12, 2005

sex-stoned

The psychological and physiological state resulting from a long lovemaking session, often seen in women after multiple orgasms or a strenuous sexual workout.

The physical signs: drooping eyelids, slurred speech, silly grin, sexual flush around the neck and upper chest region, sweaty skin, exhaustion, beet-red thighs and buttocks, overworked sexual organs.

The phrase is derived from the common slang "stoned" for being under the influence of marijuana.

I am so sex-stoned, I'm gonna sleep like a baby!

or

Look at the sex-stone on you! You were insatiable! Wanna do it again?

or

I've got the munchies, I'm so sex-stoned!

by chris July 16, 2008