ChRiS's definitions

kandice

someone so amazingly fugly, so incredibly annoying, mean, and fat.. that everyone hates her

kandice stop following me! and my friends! we freakin hate u!

by chris December 29, 2004

micheal moore

worthless fat-ass liar who master edits everything you say into what he wants you to say.

Worthless Liberal fuck who is good for one thing and one thing only...target practice

by chris February 24, 2005

Paislea

Hot ass chick that is amazing in the sack. Also smart, sweet, and a one of a kind girl.

Boy would I love to find me a Paislea!

by Chris April 20, 2005

filters

underwear; briefs; panties

The Martha & The Muffins song off the _This Is The Ice Age_ album from the early 1980's entitled "Boy Without Filters" might have been the genesis of the term. Also one needs to include the image and function of cigarette filters and coffee filters.

What they're filtering is left up to the user: gas, sweaty ball odor, snatch stench, overpowering sexual passion, etc.

I gotta buy some new filters. The elastic's shot on this pair.

by Chris February 7, 2005

WOS

abbreviation for "Waste of Sperm", someone who should not have been born

Chuck is such a WOS, his dad should've shot it in his momma's hair instead of her nasty puss!

by Chris December 5, 2002

jibb

to jibb someone is to pay them out.

Agh u just got jibbed by dat chick!

by chris December 15, 2004

vankampened

When you borrow something and dont give it back.

I vankampened that dan kid out of his game.

by Chris January 12, 2004