Cujamonjo

To hook up with; hooking up with.

I cujamanjoed with a girl last night.
I want to cujamanjo with her.

by Cesar December 07, 2004

orz

Describing someone on his head and knee with frustration, Orz is originated from Japan and popular with internet users.

David,The MVP of ALCS in 2004,said goodbye to the Yankees' with his moon shot. Now tell me"who is your daddy?"......Orz Ortiz

by Cesar March 27, 2005

tex-mes

short for 'text messaging', as in mobile cell phone messaging. play off tex-mex food, who knows why.

person 1: did you send milo the email?
person 2: no, i just sent him a tex-mes so he would get it right away.

by cesar August 19, 2003

baby gorilla

Eric Gonzalez! When looking at him from a distance, he looks like a baby gorilla.

When Eric walks, he looks like a "baby gorilla"

by cesar March 28, 2005

giving birth to a texan

Means to take an enourmous shit. Your eyes water when pushing out that texan!

After a night of bbq and beer, the next morning I had to "give birth to a texan".

by cesar March 28, 2005

bezzy

a stupid girl a bitch

look at that dumb ass bezzy

by cesar March 26, 2005

Bang

To have violent sexual intercourse with a woman. Induced by the male.

past Tense: Bung

I bung her last night!

by cesar February 16, 2003