Definitions by Certified concoction

Dick patting

Dick patting is when a man is so horny and the girl he is with is so sexy that all she has to do is pat his penis and he will leak and shoot his cum out

So how did the night go

He was so cute and horny all it took was a little dick patting and he started cumming

Lmao wow what a waste of nut

I know right

Dick patting by Certified concoction January 21, 2022

Haunted house 

Haunted house was a parody comedy movie with one of the Waynes brothers it is hilarious

I like that part when the ghost fucked each one of them in the movie a haunted house

Haunted house by Certified concoction September 10, 2020

Dom 

Your girlfriends asshole and vagina throbs and her nipples will leak when dom is around If not all three then definitely one or the other his real name is dominic he’s pretty damn sexy

Hey dom we’ll face time you from the party don’t worry you don’t have to come over

What!?

Dom by Certified concoction September 9, 2020

Ate out 

a women/man whose pussy/ass has just been licked and sucked so good that their is nothing left to eat

Dude I looked out my window and she had him standing on the wall and was getting his ass ate out

Ate out by Certified concoction July 3, 2020

Ray 

Ray seems to only find women who are really great at ass rimming giving head and dick riding and they are all really sexy he is a lucky man and has a sexy body with dick game

Wow I don’t know if it’s fate or luck but I keep running into some freaky bitches

Your a lucky man ray that’s all the fuck I can say

Ray by Certified concoction June 29, 2020

Dominic

Big ass dick, hung like a horse, tripod, daddy dick, man meat, haters gonna hate

Dominic better carry a condom where ever he goes

Dominic by Certified concoction June 21, 2020

Dominic

makes your girlfriends nipples pop Because he’s so hot he likes footjobs and masterbating and having sex with strippers

Dominic is fucking hot

Dominic by Certified concoction June 21, 2020