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Basically a Christian masturbating (inspired by another masturbation phrase called 'Greasing the Monkey').
This is sometimes done to piss off extremist Christians who think that you'll rot in Hell for jacking off.
This is sometimes done to piss off extremist Christians who think that you'll rot in Hell for jacking off.
by CelticEagle February 10, 2019
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by CelticEagle February 15, 2019
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The Illusional Time Theory states that since time does not exist, people and things like Jesus, dinosaurs, Hitler, Led Zeppelin, the U.S. moon landing and the sinking of the Titanic all happened at the same time.
by CelticEagle February 17, 2019
Get the Illusional Time Theory mug.Not to be confused with the whiskey of the same name, this is a special alternative term to describe dimpled chins instead of "Butt Chin". Unlike "Butt Chin", this new term describes how the cleft chin itself is more shaped like an apple instead of the human buttocks, as with how the verticle cleft within the chin also resembles a vertical cut within an apple just like a Jack O' Lantern. "Jack" in this saying is meant to reference how apples are often actually used as Jack O' Lanterns sometimes instead of pumpkins.
Look dude, instead of making fun of my cleft chin and saying how much it looks like a butt, how about you just call it a "Jack Apple Chin" instead?
by CelticEagle February 9, 2021
Get the Jack Apple Chin mug.A rather arbitrary age (even more so than 18) used when it comes to adulthood. It is also the drinking age in America (America having one of the oldest drinking ages in the world, and the main reason why it was raised at 21 was to prevent drunk driving that was going on at the time).
You can go to war at 18 but can only drink at 21 in America? The inconsistency is strong with this one.
by CelticEagle February 13, 2019
Get the 21 mug.Someone who is not just mean, but lacks almost every quality of kindness within them, making them the most unlikable people you will ever see in your entire life.
He's not only mean, he's anti-nice.
by CelticEagle February 15, 2019
Get the Anti-Nice mug.Basically to assume that living a really long life is horrible and dangerous. Let's say that you were currently alive and something extremely unpleasant has happened to you that would possibly result in mental scars. Something so bad that it will stick with you for the rest of your life and you just can't wait for death.
Death is an absolutely natural part of life. You're gonna die at some point so you might as well accept it while you still can. Sometimes it would be much better for most people who really have it worse than others.
Death is an absolutely natural part of life. You're gonna die at some point so you might as well accept it while you still can. Sometimes it would be much better for most people who really have it worse than others.
Life truly can be a fate worse than death. I know some people who have it so worse that they are just wanting to be put out of their misery because their pain (whether it be physically, mentally or emotionally) lasts the longer they live.
by CelticEagle February 10, 2019
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