Plurnch

The sound a vagina makes when you suck cum out of it

I was going down on my wife when all of a sudden I heard a sound go plurnch

by Caulknballs November 26, 2024

Sasquatch creampie

When your girlfriend doesn’t shave her asshole so you creampie her then make her fart which resembles a Sasquatch yelling

My girlfriend didn’t shave last week so I gave her a Sasquatch creampie

by Caulknballs November 26, 2024

Rock em sock em

When you pour a gallon of lube in your partners anus then repeatedly use both fists to stretch it out

My partner said my head wasn’t big enough so we tried the ole rock em sock em

by Caulknballs November 26, 2024

Seattle sinkhole

A cheap prostitute that gets a train ran on her by dairy cows and you jerk off

My buddies took me to Washington to watch a Seattle sinkhole show

by Caulknballs November 26, 2024

Triple dip

Where you take your finger, slide it down your gooch, up your butthole , in your belly button and on your lip

My girlfriend was wanting a triple dip to taste my juices

by Caulknballs June 28, 2023