6 definitions by Cats in Hats & Hats in Cats

Panera

A common misspelling of the band Pantera, where they just forgot the "t".

The founder of Panera most likely named his restaurant chain after this kickass band, but there was just a typo.

by Cats in Hats & Hats in Cats January 11, 2011

Catholic Guilt

If you're Catholic, you understand.

Dude, I had so much fun with those twins last night. But this morning I got this bad case of Catholic Guilt, so I had to say the Rosary twice.

by Cats in Hats & Hats in Cats January 24, 2011

Rap

The genre that non-talented "musicians" perform. Consists of talking over a beat, half of which are the same. Can not be quite called music, but almost an art form. Most people who listen to rap have no idea what good music is.

"I like rap for the beat"
"... doesn't all music have a beat? Not saying that rap is music..."

Not saying that anyone can rap, but anyone can talk, and anyone can rhyme words, sooo...

by Cats in Hats & Hats in Cats December 13, 2010

Musical Sin

Playing/listening to bad music.

"Forgive me father, for I have rapped."
(Hands him a copy of "The Wall")
"May Roger Waters have mercy on your soul. In the name of sex, drugs, and rock and roll, amen." - Musical Sin

by Cats in Hats & Hats in Cats December 15, 2010

God

A pretty awesome dude who created everything in 6 days. Can you do that? Didn't think so.

And God said, "Let there be ALL this shit." And there was ev'rything.

by Cats in Hats & Hats in Cats January 24, 2011

Dream Theater

Probably the only band in the history who can write 30+ minute songs that people will actually listen to.

Guy: "Dude, are you done listening to that Dream Theater song yet?"

Dream Theater Fan: "No, I'm only 25 minutes in."

Guy: "!!!"

by Cats in Hats & Hats in Cats December 23, 2010