Definitions by Cats in Hats & Hats in Cats

Catholic Guilt 

If you're Catholic, you understand.

Dude, I had so much fun with those twins last night. But this morning I got this bad case of Catholic Guilt, so I had to say the Rosary twice.

Catholic Guilt by Cats in Hats & Hats in Cats January 24, 2011

God 

A pretty awesome dude who created everything in 6 days. Can you do that? Didn't think so.

And God said, "Let there be ALL this shit." And there was ev'rything.

God by Cats in Hats & Hats in Cats January 24, 2011

Panera 

A common misspelling of the band Pantera, where they just forgot the "t".

The founder of Panera most likely named his restaurant chain after this kickass band, but there was just a typo.

Panera by Cats in Hats & Hats in Cats January 12, 2011

Dream Theater 

Probably the only band in the history who can write 30+ minute songs that people will actually listen to.

Guy: "Dude, are you done listening to that Dream Theater song yet?"

Dream Theater Fan: "No, I'm only 25 minutes in."

Guy: "!!!"

Dream Theater by Cats in Hats & Hats in Cats December 23, 2010

Musical Sin 

Playing/listening to bad music.

"Forgive me father, for I have rapped."
(Hands him a copy of "The Wall")
"May Roger Waters have mercy on your soul. In the name of sex, drugs, and rock and roll, amen." - Musical Sin

Musical Sin by Cats in Hats & Hats in Cats December 16, 2010

Rap 

The genre that non-talented "musicians" perform. Consists of talking over a beat, half of which are the same. Can not be quite called music, but almost an art form. Most people who listen to rap have no idea what good music is.

"I like rap for the beat"
"... doesn't all music have a beat? Not saying that rap is music..."

Not saying that anyone can rap, but anyone can talk, and anyone can rhyme words, sooo...

Rap by Cats in Hats & Hats in Cats December 14, 2010