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Definitions by Catlover2312

A very desperate, thirsty guy. He tries to be a player but he fails because every girl rejects him. He will hit on every single girl in your school, even the ones that he doesn't know. Girls in the younger grades, the older ones, the popular ones, the ones with boyfriends, you name it. Also including but not limited to, your mom, your grandma, your sister, your hot neighbour, married women, maybe even your dog. He will use really bad pick up lines on girls to try and trap them. If you see one, stay away.
"Don't go near Sergei, the guy his so thirsty, he needs a drink of water".
Sergei by Catlover2312 May 31, 2015
Designated Pretty Perfect Friend. Opposite of the DUFF, the friend that is so pretty and perfect and makes all the normal friends look bad.
Ashely is the DPPF of our friends, she makes us all look bad!!
DPPF by Catlover2312 March 3, 2015
When you take a selfie with your pet.
(Talking to pet) "C'mere Fido, lets go take a petfie".

"I just took an awesome petfie with my cat".
Petfie by Catlover2312 October 22, 2014

Nice guy act

When a guy who is a douchebag to everyone turns into a nice guy around parents, teachers, or people of authority.
I can't believe she likes him! He is such a jerk! He is totally pulling the nice guy act on her.

He always gets his homework done and his nice to the teacher, but we all know that he is a dick and its just the nice guy act.
Nice guy act by Catlover2312 October 10, 2014

couch potato thin

Someone who doesn't play sports or go to the gym, but they still manage to stay thin and fit. They aren't on a diet and they still don't gain weight.
"Brittany never goes to the gym, but she still stays thin, she must be couch potato thin".
couch potato thin by Catlover2312 August 16, 2014
What you write by mistake when you actually meant to write the word "organism".
Person 1: Dude guess what? Today in bio, I was writing a test and I accidentally wrote "orgasm" instead of "organism", right when the teacher was about collect the tests.

Person 2: Wow, you have such a dirty mind!!
orgasm by Catlover2312 July 28, 2014