nob

Schlong!!!!!!!

Doh doh doh doh ... NOB

by CArTeR February 20, 2003

t-bag

when one man places his balls on another persons face when they are sleeping/passed out.

Jimmy put his balls on Carters face when he was asleep

by Carter April 13, 2004

poyish

Poyish, People who are awsome and go to shows. A positive comment.

That dood is poyish for sure.

by Carter March 30, 2006

Macbeth

Actually, Macbeth became the King of Scotland, not England.

Macbeth is stupid. William Shakespeare is dead. Middle English is dead. So WHY are we still reading his works?

"Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day
To the last syllable of recorded time,
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
And then is heard no more: it is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing."

by Carter May 17, 2005

snatchums

Term exclamed during the act of taking something belonging to someone else, usually while they are in the vicinity. Often the item is immediately returned, unless it is food, as in someone's last slice of pizza. Use a voice an octave or two higher than your normal speaking voice whilst exclaming.

Bob set the remote on the couch, and John quickly took it away, exclaiming "snatchums!"

by Carter July 14, 2004

funky scrumpin

Sexual relations; the act of having sexual relations

"Ain't no funky scrumpin up in here"
-Snoop Dogg

by Carter May 07, 2005

Chaser

A unusually high pitched squeak fart after a long drawn out bellowing beauty.

That was a crazy chaser you let out.

by Carter October 27, 2004