Definitions by Carrera's Wedge

Flatline 

1. To be dead, refering to how ECG machines' little green line goes flat when someone is dead.
2. To kill someone, literally or figuartively.
3. To be retarded, metally challenged, stupid, dimwit, and/or dumb.
4. A game where people choke themselves to get the feeling equivalent to be high. Therefore, legally high. Also known at the Choking Game and Space Monkey(s).

1. "Doc, the patient hass flatlined!"
2. a) The marine flatlined the Iraqi terrorist.
b) "I'll flatline you if you tell my mom I got a 46 on my math test!"
3. "Did you just figure out that water is wet? Wow Flatline, you're a few fries short of a Happy Meal.
4. A lot of kids accidently kill themselves trying to get high while playing Flatline

Flatline by Carrera's Wedge May 9, 2007

Oneirogmophobia 

The fear of wet dreams.

I don't have oneirogmophobia, I have Papaphobia, otherwise known as fear of the Pope.

Oneirogmophobia by Carrera's Wedge April 30, 2007

L.G. Fuad 

1. A Motion City Soundtrack song, short for "Let's Get Fucked Up And Die." Obviously put into an acronym so parents buying the CD for their kids wouldn't be turned away from the CD, and that the parents will just think it's a song about someone with that name.
2. A phrase stemming from the song used to express hate or dislike towards something, but not necessarily anger. What some people say when they have to do something that they don't want to.

1. Opening lyrics: "Let's get fucked up and die/I'm speaking figuratively of course/like the last time I committed suicide/...social suicide."
2. My math teacher said we were going to take a test on factoring, the quadratic formula, coordinate grids, square roots, and applications of. I rolled my eyes and said to the class, "L.G. Fuad."

L.G. Fuad by Carrera's Wedge April 28, 2007

POed 

A "polite" way to say, "Pissed off." Usually used when around little kids so not to taint their ears because they heard "grown-up language."

Hank: "Sanjaya got voted off American Idol April 18, 2007!"
Owen: "I know! That makes me so-
*notices little children around*
-POed!"

POed by Carrera's Wedge April 28, 2007

E'erybody

A very slang, rather gangster way to say, "Everybody."

"E'erybody in the club gettin' tipsy."
J-Kwon

E'erybody by Carrera's Wedge April 27, 2007

White Light 

A rather catchy song by the Gorillaz on their CD Demon Days that deals with alcohol. This song repeats the same words over and over while different beats and rhytms play in the background making it a very interesting song.

White light
Alcohol, alcohol, alcohol
White light
White light
White light
White light
Alcohol, alcohol, alcohol
White light

White light
White light
White light
Alcohol, alcohol, alcohol
White light

White light
White light
White light
Alcohol, alcohol, alcohol
White light

White light
White light
White light
Alcohol, alcohol, alcohol
White light

White light
White light
White light
Alcohol, alcohol, alcohol
White light

White Light by Carrera's Wedge April 21, 2007

52 Pick-Up

What people say when they throw a deck of cards on the floor/across the room with no intention of picking them up, leaving the job to you. This usually happens after someone loses a card game multiple times and can't take it anymore. Or when you're just in the mood to make some people POed.

Shane: "Black Jack!"
Me: "What!? Again!? That's fourteen times in a row!"
Mikey: "Stop being a sore loser."
Shane: "Yeah, really. It's not like I cheat."
Me: "Yeah well," *gathers the deck of cards, "52 Pick-Up!" *Throws the deck of cards across the room and onto the floor, walks out of the room*

52 Pick-Up by Carrera's Wedge April 19, 2007