Having a bald

When a person loses their shit and gets angry and loses 200 hair follicles

My boss is having a bald at me today for leaving work early

by Carlos de la Cerda February 08, 2022

Slappy Granny

A dirty old Goon who makes slapping noises tapping it’s old punani

That old Slappy Granny is making loud noises

by Carlos de la Cerda February 03, 2024

Omers Undies

Omer A homeless Turkish guy who can't afford clean undies

Omers undies need washing

by Carlos de la Cerda April 10, 2025

Goonie Gunt

Saggy wrinkly Lower stomach apron on old Goons

Goonie Gunt lifted her skirt to show her saggy Gunt

by Carlos de la Cerda December 13, 2023

Grizzlenuts

A old Goon who grizzles and goes nuts when triggered

Grizzlenuts is triggered again

by Carlos de la Cerda December 13, 2023

Stud Shoy

Not a stud at all, but a malnourished slumdog who dates 70 yr olds

Stud shoy the gigalo slumdog who likes to date grandmas

by Carlos de la Cerda August 09, 2021

UK granny

Possibly the sexist MILFS on the planet. Gorgeous, cultured and oozing sex appeal

Omg did you see that UK Granny she's a right milf

by Carlos de la Cerda August 11, 2021