Carlos de la Cerda's definitions

Slappy Granny

A dirty old Goon who makes slapping noises tapping it’s old punani

That old Slappy Granny is making loud noises

by Carlos de la Cerda February 3, 2024

Stud Shoy

Not a stud at all, but a malnourished slumdog who dates 70 yr olds

Stud shoy the gigalo slumdog who likes to date grandmas

by Carlos de la Cerda August 9, 2021

ET FONE HOME

When an old wrinkly women pesters you and stalks you for phone sex.

ET Fone Home lets have phone sex

by Carlos de la Cerda November 7, 2021

Chatillionaire

A Chatillionaire, a person who frequents chat sites claiming they're mega rich. They usually have names like Jack, Ilyas, Omar and Kerim.

Omg the Chatillionaires are on again bragging about money

by Carlos de la Cerda March 1, 2025

Convoy Karen

An old hag in a trucker hat who constantly moans about Covid Mandates

omg that Convoy Karen is protesting again

by Carlos de la Cerda March 25, 2022

Having a bald

When a person loses their shit and gets angry and loses 200 hair follicles

My boss is having a bald at me today for leaving work early

by Carlos de la Cerda February 8, 2022

Grizzlenuts

A old Goon who grizzles and goes nuts when triggered

Grizzlenuts is triggered again

by Carlos de la Cerda December 13, 2023