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Slappy Granny

A dirty old Goon who makes slapping noises tapping it’s old punani
That old Slappy Granny is making loud noises
by Carlos de la Cerda February 3, 2024
mugGet the Slappy Grannymug.

Stud Shoy

Not a stud at all, but a malnourished slumdog who dates 70 yr olds
Stud shoy the gigalo slumdog who likes to date grandmas
by Carlos de la Cerda August 9, 2021
mugGet the Stud Shoymug.

ET FONE HOME

When an old wrinkly women pesters you and stalks you for phone sex.
ET Fone Home lets have phone sex
by Carlos de la Cerda November 7, 2021
mugGet the ET FONE HOMEmug.

Chatillionaire

A Chatillionaire, a person who frequents chat sites claiming they're mega rich. They usually have names like Jack, Ilyas, Omar and Kerim.
Omg the Chatillionaires are on again bragging about money
by Carlos de la Cerda March 1, 2025
mugGet the Chatillionairemug.

Convoy Karen

An old hag in a trucker hat who constantly moans about Covid Mandates
omg that Convoy Karen is protesting again
by Carlos de la Cerda March 25, 2022
mugGet the Convoy Karenmug.

Having a bald

When a person loses their shit and gets angry and loses 200 hair follicles
My boss is having a bald at me today for leaving work early
by Carlos de la Cerda February 8, 2022
mugGet the Having a baldmug.

Grizzlenuts

A old Goon who grizzles and goes nuts when triggered
Grizzlenuts is triggered again
by Carlos de la Cerda December 13, 2023
mugGet the Grizzlenutsmug.

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