Definitions by Carl the Demi-God Wheezer

Atlanta Pitchfork

tie two bad dragon dildos to your penis, stretch your penis into the shape of a pitchfork and simultaneously take on 3 people at the same time

Atlanta Pitchfork tonight?
yes.

Atlanta Pitchfork by Carl the Demi-God Wheezer November 5, 2025

Portland Steamboat

Inserting a candle (steamboat) into the anus and having vaginal sex, hence the "chugging".

Me and Jane did a Portland Steamboat last night, it was awesome.

Oh.

Portland Steamboat by Carl the Demi-God Wheezer November 2, 2025

Metal Face

MF DOOM's alter ego when hes on the beat, rather than producing.

Johnny: Metal Face Doom is my favorite rapper!
Bob: Kill yoself

Metal Face by Carl the Demi-God Wheezer April 27, 2023

Jahzuh 

He is... Cool? He liked Carl Wheezer. He is friends with the Embodiment of a living Demi-God (Carl Wheezer / Nathn) A Jahzuh can be cool and also kinda DUMB. But that's alright. A Jahzuh can also be really bad at games (Krunker, Fortnite, Minecraft) But in the end they are really good friends.

Person 1: Did you hear about Jahzuh? He's Friends with the the famous Demi-God Carl Wheezer, Or for short Nathn!

Person 2: OMG!!! IM GONNA FREAK OUT!! WHEN CAN I MEET THEM????

Person 3: I just came back from a meeting with Carl.... My grandma is now out of her grave and is a track star.

Jahzuh by Carl the Demi-God Wheezer October 13, 2020