Working Lazy

It's when you have some work to do so you get your friend to help you so you say you need to get something inside and instead of getting what you "needed" you watch TV or something you would rather be doing. So you don't come back until the work is done or almost done.
Person 1: Awww!!!! I have so much work to do out here! Oh I know, I'll call a friend! (Calling his friend...)

Person 2: Hello?

Person 1: Hey can you come over to my place and help me get some work done faster? There's alot to do by myself.

Person 2: Yeah sure! I'll be right over!

Meanwhile....

Person 2: Whoa there is alot here let's get it done fast!

Person 1: Ok! Hey actually I need to get something inside, I'll be right back.

Person 2: Ok.

Meanwhile

Person 1: Ok I'm back!

Person 2: Where were you? I got the job nearly done already!

Person 1: Yeah... About that there was a awesome movie on and I wanted to see it.

Person 2: You were Working Lazy and made me do everything!

Person 1: I didn't make you work you did it yourself!

Person 2: Whatever... This friendship is over!

Person 1: (As long I don't have to work my life is good!)
by CaptainJefe February 18, 2010
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Toolution

The act of a tool going being toolish and spreading it everywhere.
Bob: Have you heard the news?

Ron: No, I haven't. What's going on?

Bob: Some tool is preading their toolish behavior everywhere and more people are being turned into tools.

Ron: Oh, sounds like some Toolution is happening.
by CaptainJefe April 29, 2010
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Frill

Frill meaning: Cool, Fresh, Awesome etc
n. "That Coca-Cola party room is frill!"

v. "Have you seen this new app? It's frill!"
by CaptainJefe July 17, 2010
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Fail Bucket

A term used to point out fails like: Jokes, Stunts, Magic Tricks ect.
Person 1: Wanna here a funny joke?

Person 2: Sure!

Person 1: So there's a sick crow on a branch and he says to a hawk: I think I'm a about to crow-up on you!

Person 2: ....

Person 1: So what do you think?

Person 2: .... That is a new joke added to The Fail Bucket

Person 1: Oh......Ok :(
by CaptainJefe April 07, 2010
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Blink Shot

When your getting your picture taken and right when it takes your picture you blink and your eyes are closed on the picture.
Hey, these are good photos of you!

Oh, thanks

Wait... Why are your eyes closed on this photo?

Aw... CRAP! It's a Blink Shot!
by CaptainJefe January 12, 2010
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Devenged

To not get revenge; To do the right/nice thing
Jack's friend, Mark throw a water balloon on him, although Jack was mad, he devenged Mark.
by CaptainJefe December 16, 2009
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Rowboat

When you jerk off two cocks in each hand while simultaneously riding another cock.
Tina likes to rowboat guys in the cafeteria
by CaptainJefe November 25, 2017
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