Definitions by CaptainJefe
Video Crowd
The virtual crowd like in Guitar, Rock Band ect.
They can love you or hate you depends how rockin' you are!
They can love you or hate you depends how rockin' you are!
Person A: Dude I got a score of 465,908 on Guitar Hero yesterday, the Video Crowd loved me!
Person B: LUCKY! They always hate me!
Person B: LUCKY! They always hate me!
Video Crowd by CaptainJefe April 18, 2010
Fail Bucket
Person 1: Wanna here a funny joke?
Person 2: Sure!
Person 1: So there's a sick crow on a branch and he says to a hawk: I think I'm a about to crow-up on you!
Person 2: ....
Person 1: So what do you think?
Person 2: .... That is a new joke added to The Fail Bucket
Person 1: Oh......Ok :(
Person 2: Sure!
Person 1: So there's a sick crow on a branch and he says to a hawk: I think I'm a about to crow-up on you!
Person 2: ....
Person 1: So what do you think?
Person 2: .... That is a new joke added to The Fail Bucket
Person 1: Oh......Ok :(
Fail Bucket by CaptainJefe April 7, 2010
Forwarding Monster
It's a person who gets something on his/her email or text message then forwards it to a bunch of other people.
Person 1: Yeah so I went to this party last night and (beep beep) Oh hold on phones beeping. Oh I got a text, oh it's from
(Person 3) he's alwys forwarding me emails and text messages
Person 2: Yeah me too! What a Forwarding Monster!
(Person 3) he's alwys forwarding me emails and text messages
Person 2: Yeah me too! What a Forwarding Monster!
Forwarding Monster by CaptainJefe March 3, 2010
Working Lazy
It's when you have some work to do so you get your friend to help you so you say you need to get something inside and instead of getting what you "needed" you watch TV or something you would rather be doing. So you don't come back until the work is done or almost done.
Person 1: Awww!!!! I have so much work to do out here! Oh I know, I'll call a friend! (Calling his friend...)
Person 2: Hello?
Person 1: Hey can you come over to my place and help me get some work done faster? There's alot to do by myself.
Person 2: Yeah sure! I'll be right over!
Meanwhile....
Person 2: Whoa there is alot here let's get it done fast!
Person 1: Ok! Hey actually I need to get something inside, I'll be right back.
Person 2: Ok.
Meanwhile
Person 1: Ok I'm back!
Person 2: Where were you? I got the job nearly done already!
Person 1: Yeah... About that there was a awesome movie on and I wanted to see it.
Person 2: You were Working Lazy and made me do everything!
Person 1: I didn't make you work you did it yourself!
Person 2: Whatever... This friendship is over!
Person 1: (As long I don't have to work my life is good!)
Person 2: Hello?
Person 1: Hey can you come over to my place and help me get some work done faster? There's alot to do by myself.
Person 2: Yeah sure! I'll be right over!
Meanwhile....
Person 2: Whoa there is alot here let's get it done fast!
Person 1: Ok! Hey actually I need to get something inside, I'll be right back.
Person 2: Ok.
Meanwhile
Person 1: Ok I'm back!
Person 2: Where were you? I got the job nearly done already!
Person 1: Yeah... About that there was a awesome movie on and I wanted to see it.
Person 2: You were Working Lazy and made me do everything!
Person 1: I didn't make you work you did it yourself!
Person 2: Whatever... This friendship is over!
Person 1: (As long I don't have to work my life is good!)
Working Lazy by CaptainJefe February 18, 2010
Blink Shot
When your getting your picture taken and right when it takes your picture you blink and your eyes are closed on the picture.
Hey, these are good photos of you!
Oh, thanks
Wait... Why are your eyes closed on this photo?
Aw... CRAP! It's a Blink Shot!
Oh, thanks
Wait... Why are your eyes closed on this photo?
Aw... CRAP! It's a Blink Shot!
Blink Shot by CaptainJefe January 12, 2010
Billy Haze
When someone is to a point that they're so obsessed with Billy Mays it's like a drug to them. Like The drug "Purple Haze".
Some Guy: What are you doing?
Some Other Guy: Watching all of Billy Mays' commercials,
there amazing! I also bought all of his products!!!
Some Guy: Dude, are you on drugs or something?
Some Other Guy: No.
Some Guy: Oh, wait, It's probably from Billy Haze.
Some Other Guy: Watching all of Billy Mays' commercials,
there amazing! I also bought all of his products!!!
Some Guy: Dude, are you on drugs or something?
Some Other Guy: No.
Some Guy: Oh, wait, It's probably from Billy Haze.
Billy Haze by CaptainJefe January 10, 2010
UD Envy
When your on Urban Dictionary and you see all these clever words and you envy because you didn't think of them.
Person #1: I'm so envious of all these awesome words on Urban Dictionary
Person #2: Yeah I know there amazing!! (UD Envy)
Person #2: Yeah I know there amazing!! (UD Envy)
UD Envy by CaptainJefe January 10, 2010