CaptainJefe's definitions
When your on Urban Dictionary and you see all these clever words and you envy because you didn't think of them.
Person #1: I'm so envious of all these awesome words on Urban Dictionary
Person #2: Yeah I know there amazing!! (UD Envy)
Person #2: Yeah I know there amazing!! (UD Envy)
by CaptainJefe January 10, 2010
Get the UD Envymug. When someone is to a point that they're so obsessed with Billy Mays it's like a drug to them. Like The drug "Purple Haze".
Some Guy: What are you doing?
Some Other Guy: Watching all of Billy Mays' commercials,
there amazing! I also bought all of his products!!!
Some Guy: Dude, are you on drugs or something?
Some Other Guy: No.
Some Guy: Oh, wait, It's probably from Billy Haze.
Some Other Guy: Watching all of Billy Mays' commercials,
there amazing! I also bought all of his products!!!
Some Guy: Dude, are you on drugs or something?
Some Other Guy: No.
Some Guy: Oh, wait, It's probably from Billy Haze.
by CaptainJefe January 10, 2010
Get the Billy Hazemug. Rock 1: I'm gonna ROCK your world Rock 2!!
Rock 2: Ohhhhkaaayyy???
Rock 1: JK!!! LOL
Rock 2: Looks like you're still Caught Back In The Chat
Rock 2: Ohhhhkaaayyy???
Rock 1: JK!!! LOL
Rock 2: Looks like you're still Caught Back In The Chat
by CaptainJefe July 5, 2010
Get the Caught Back In The Chatmug. Bob: Have you heard the news?
Ron: No, I haven't. What's going on?
Bob: Some tool is preading their toolish behavior everywhere and more people are being turned into tools.
Ron: Oh, sounds like some Toolution is happening.
Ron: No, I haven't. What's going on?
Bob: Some tool is preading their toolish behavior everywhere and more people are being turned into tools.
Ron: Oh, sounds like some Toolution is happening.
by CaptainJefe April 29, 2010
Get the Toolutionmug. It's a person who gets something on his/her email or text message then forwards it to a bunch of other people.
Person 1: Yeah so I went to this party last night and (beep beep) Oh hold on phones beeping. Oh I got a text, oh it's from
(Person 3) he's alwys forwarding me emails and text messages
Person 2: Yeah me too! What a Forwarding Monster!
(Person 3) he's alwys forwarding me emails and text messages
Person 2: Yeah me too! What a Forwarding Monster!
by CaptainJefe March 3, 2010
Get the Forwarding Monstermug. A person that's new to Paintball.
Someone that wears like multiple layers of clothes because the fear of getting shot.
Someone that wears like multiple layers of clothes because the fear of getting shot.
Hey do you see that guy over there?
Yeah, what a Paintball Noob.
Or
Hey wanna go bunker that Paintball Noob?
Yeah he's wearing like 5 layers of clothes!
Yeah, what a Paintball Noob.
Or
Hey wanna go bunker that Paintball Noob?
Yeah he's wearing like 5 layers of clothes!
by CaptainJefe December 16, 2009
Get the Paintball Noobmug. It's when you have some work to do so you get your friend to help you so you say you need to get something inside and instead of getting what you "needed" you watch TV or something you would rather be doing. So you don't come back until the work is done or almost done.
Person 1: Awww!!!! I have so much work to do out here! Oh I know, I'll call a friend! (Calling his friend...)
Person 2: Hello?
Person 1: Hey can you come over to my place and help me get some work done faster? There's alot to do by myself.
Person 2: Yeah sure! I'll be right over!
Meanwhile....
Person 2: Whoa there is alot here let's get it done fast!
Person 1: Ok! Hey actually I need to get something inside, I'll be right back.
Person 2: Ok.
Meanwhile
Person 1: Ok I'm back!
Person 2: Where were you? I got the job nearly done already!
Person 1: Yeah... About that there was a awesome movie on and I wanted to see it.
Person 2: You were Working Lazy and made me do everything!
Person 1: I didn't make you work you did it yourself!
Person 2: Whatever... This friendship is over!
Person 1: (As long I don't have to work my life is good!)
Person 2: Hello?
Person 1: Hey can you come over to my place and help me get some work done faster? There's alot to do by myself.
Person 2: Yeah sure! I'll be right over!
Meanwhile....
Person 2: Whoa there is alot here let's get it done fast!
Person 1: Ok! Hey actually I need to get something inside, I'll be right back.
Person 2: Ok.
Meanwhile
Person 1: Ok I'm back!
Person 2: Where were you? I got the job nearly done already!
Person 1: Yeah... About that there was a awesome movie on and I wanted to see it.
Person 2: You were Working Lazy and made me do everything!
Person 1: I didn't make you work you did it yourself!
Person 2: Whatever... This friendship is over!
Person 1: (As long I don't have to work my life is good!)
by CaptainJefe February 18, 2010
Get the Working Lazymug.