When a man slaps and teases his woman's hairy bush, knocking out lint and dust, before finally ejaculating into her pube jungle.
Picked up a waitress at a local dive bar. Had a bush like the Amazon, so I had to give her the old sticky lint roller.
by captaincrunk April 03, 2020
When you dip your penis in hot pepper oil, and proceed to fuck your partner in the mouth, pussy, or ass.
My old lady wanted to spice things up in the bedroom, so I gave her a fire stoker up the poop shoot!
by captaincrunk April 03, 2020
by captaincrunk May 30, 2016
When an older Eastern European woman pushes on a wealthy man's ass while he fucks the woman's daughter or granddaughter, in the hopes that a baby will take, and the young woman's future can be secured with finances and a green card.
I dated a young Romanian woman, and when we finally got to having sex, her mother stood behind me with a Babushka's Blessing.
by captaincrunk April 15, 2020
I’ll make one up right now. The Mombassa bench press: When you fuck a black girl reverse cowgirl, while two slaves under each one of her legs lift her up and down, giving you an effortless free fuck fit for a King. Optional: you are holding 2 gold plated desert eagles.
“Missed you at the pub Randy, where were you?”
“Oh I was just giving Ayana from accounting a Mombassa Bench Press”
“Oh I was just giving Ayana from accounting a Mombassa Bench Press”
by captaincrunk March 27, 2020
A type of cereal commonly eaten by white people in order to improve their stamina and jumping ability. Also is known to increase penis size, but has the sad side effect of "broke assness", or more simply the condition of having no money. First seen on Chapellels Show
Hey jake, didja get yo daily nigger o's today?
Hellz yeah you think i'mma be the only white boy can't jump?
Hellz yeah you think i'mma be the only white boy can't jump?
by CaptainCrunk December 07, 2006
When a man drinks a lot of water, and urinates into his partner’s tight asshole, as if an air tanker is refueling an airplane. The partner then shits the smelly poop juice out, carrying out the fuel dump.
I was fucking Sarah in the ass, but needed to piss. She told me to piss inside her ass, and she proceeded to do a fuel dump onto my chest.
by captaincrunk February 08, 2020