CaptainCrunk's definitions

Bearskin Squared

When a couple has sex bare skin on a bear skin rug.

My girl and I rented a log cabin, and did the bearskin squared all weekend.

by captaincrunk May 30, 2016

nigger o's

A type of cereal commonly eaten by white people in order to improve their stamina and jumping ability. Also is known to increase penis size, but has the sad side effect of "broke assness", or more simply the condition of having no money. First seen on Chapellels Show

Hey jake, didja get yo daily nigger o's today?

Hellz yeah you think i'mma be the only white boy can't jump?

by CaptainCrunk December 7, 2006

peruvian mud coffee

When a man urinates into one's anus while his cock is simultaneously shit on by the receiving participant directly over a coffee cup. The watery shit piss concoction drips and accumulates in the cup, allowing for a mud like texture at the the bottom. This collection of watery shit piss is then shared as a beverage by both parties.

Had a peruvian mud coffee with that girl from Friday night

by captaincrunk December 12, 2014

Babushka's Blessing

When an older Eastern European woman pushes on a wealthy man's ass while he fucks the woman's daughter or granddaughter, in the hopes that a baby will take, and the young woman's future can be secured with finances and a green card.

I dated a young Romanian woman, and when we finally got to having sex, her mother stood behind me with a Babushka's Blessing.

by captaincrunk April 15, 2020

Fuel Dump

When a man drinks a lot of water, and urinates into his partner’s tight asshole, as if an air tanker is refueling an airplane. The partner then shits the smelly poop juice out, carrying out the fuel dump.

I was fucking Sarah in the ass, but needed to piss. She told me to piss inside her ass, and she proceeded to do a fuel dump onto my chest.

by captaincrunk February 8, 2020

baseball glove

When a girl eats a man’s (or other) asshole, and the receiver clenches their ass cheeks a few times as if they are grabbing their partner’s head like a baseball.

Gary gave me a baseball glove last night. I thought I was going to suffocate!

by captaincrunk November 2, 2019

fire stoker

When you dip your penis in hot pepper oil, and proceed to fuck your partner in the mouth, pussy, or ass.

My old lady wanted to spice things up in the bedroom, so I gave her a fire stoker up the poop shoot!

by captaincrunk April 3, 2020