A location in which a person has been forced to stay so long that they begin to feel like they’ve died and don’t know it.
by Captain Stroker May 01, 2020
Get the Quarantombmug. My wife asked me to do yoga with her to get some exercise instead of laying on the couch all day. I told her I get my Quarancardio every time I go for another beer.
by Captain Stroker May 01, 2020
Get the Quarancardiomug. A name one would give a middle aged woman looking at the young boys in her neighborhood like they are meat during a pandemic.
I caught my wife checking out the neighbors teenage son through the window. I told her “Step away from the window Pandemi Moore.
by Captain Stroker May 01, 2020
Get the Pandemi Mooremug. I’ve been stuck in this house with this woman so long she thinks she’s Quarantelepathic. Stop finishing my sentences for me!
by Captain Stroker May 01, 2020
Get the Quarantelepathicmug. A service of a sexual nature provided by a neighbor during a pandemic for the purpose of paying bills after they run out of options.
Karen is turning Quarantrix door to door in her neighborhood to pay her rent after being on lock down because of the pandemic.
by Captain Stroker May 01, 2020
Get the Quarantrixmug. When a person or persons are forced to stay in their home with nothing better to do than consume alcohol.
I was going to take a shower this week during a pandemic but I got too Quarantoxicated to find the bathroom.
by Captain Stroker April 27, 2020
Get the Quarantoxicatedmug. Wearing a bedsheet to check your mailbox because you haven’t done any laundry in weeks due to laziness after being confined inside during a pandemic.
My neighbor caught me checking my mailbox for a stimulus check wearing a bedsheet around my waist. I told her to leave me and my Quarantoga alone.
by Captain Stroker May 01, 2020
Get the Quarantogamug.