Captain Stroker's definitions
A service of a sexual nature provided by a neighbor during a pandemic for the purpose of paying bills after they run out of options.
Karen is turning Quarantrix door to door in her neighborhood to pay her rent after being on lock down because of the pandemic.
by Captain Stroker May 1, 2020
Get the Quarantrixmug. My wife asked me to do yoga with her to get some exercise instead of laying on the couch all day. I told her I get my Quarancardio every time I go for another beer.
by Captain Stroker May 1, 2020
Get the Quarancardiomug. Wearing a bedsheet to check your mailbox because you haven’t done any laundry in weeks due to laziness after being confined inside during a pandemic.
My neighbor caught me checking my mailbox for a stimulus check wearing a bedsheet around my waist. I told her to leave me and my Quarantoga alone.
by Captain Stroker May 1, 2020
Get the Quarantogamug. When a person or persons are forced to stay in their home with nothing better to do than consume alcohol.
I was going to take a shower this week during a pandemic but I got too Quarantoxicated to find the bathroom.
by Captain Stroker April 27, 2020
Get the Quarantoxicatedmug. A slow decline of ones mental state causing one to do things they normally wouldn’t do during a pandemic.
My wife walked in on me shaving my eyebrows off. She freaked out and asked why I would do such a thing I replied “Leave me alone! I’m Quarancrazy!”
by Captain Stroker May 1, 2020
Get the Quarancrazymug. I’ve been stuck in this house with this woman so long she thinks she’s Quarantelepathic. Stop finishing my sentences for me!
by Captain Stroker May 1, 2020
Get the Quarantelepathicmug. A location in which a person has been forced to stay so long that they begin to feel like they’ve died and don’t know it.
by Captain Stroker May 1, 2020
Get the Quarantombmug.