Definitions by Captain Stroker
Quarantomb
A location in which a person has been forced to stay so long that they begin to feel like they’ve died and don’t know it.
Quarantomb by Captain Stroker May 1, 2020
Quarantrix
A service of a sexual nature provided by a neighbor during a pandemic for the purpose of paying bills after they run out of options.
Karen is turning Quarantrix door to door in her neighborhood to pay her rent after being on lock down because of the pandemic.
Quarantrix by Captain Stroker May 1, 2020
Quarantoga
Wearing a bedsheet to check your mailbox because you haven’t done any laundry in weeks due to laziness after being confined inside during a pandemic.
My neighbor caught me checking my mailbox for a stimulus check wearing a bedsheet around my waist. I told her to leave me and my Quarantoga alone.
Quarantoga by Captain Stroker May 1, 2020
Quarantelepathic
I’ve been stuck in this house with this woman so long she thinks she’s Quarantelepathic. Stop finishing my sentences for me!
Quarantelepathic by Captain Stroker May 1, 2020
Quarancardio
My wife asked me to do yoga with her to get some exercise instead of laying on the couch all day. I told her I get my Quarancardio every time I go for another beer.
Quarancardio by Captain Stroker May 1, 2020
Pandemi Moore
A name one would give a middle aged woman looking at the young boys in her neighborhood like they are meat during a pandemic.
I caught my wife checking out the neighbors teenage son through the window. I told her “Step away from the window Pandemi Moore.
Pandemi Moore by Captain Stroker May 1, 2020
Quarancrazy
A slow decline of ones mental state causing one to do things they normally wouldn’t do during a pandemic.
My wife walked in on me shaving my eyebrows off. She freaked out and asked why I would do such a thing I replied “Leave me alone! I’m Quarancrazy!”
Quarancrazy by Captain Stroker May 1, 2020