Cobbed

To get cobbed is to be smooth talked into having a penis inserted into you anus as its a good idea, only to realize when it's in your actually getting shafted by the man.
Damn eBay just cobbed the hell out of me, with there price increase.
by Captain Spanky July 20, 2006
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Butt nibblets

Butt nibblets are the small particles of poop that you find floating behind in a toilet after someone has flushed.
Man Ed must have had corn last night he left a ton of Butt nibblets in the can.
by Captain Spanky January 26, 2007
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poopy soup

When Pablo sticks his "Poopy Finger" in your soup when he serving it up. Resulting in a tore up stomach..... See Poopy finger.... Butt Nibblets.
I lost about 10lbs crapping when I had Pablo's poopy soup.
by Captain Spanky November 09, 2007
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wack a mole

a phrase to describe beating off.
Hey were is Pat? He went to the bathroom to wack a mole.
by Captain Spanky August 07, 2006
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SADD

My wife has SADD, anytime I want to @#!^, she falls asleep.
by Captain Spanky August 14, 2011
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