Definitions by Captain Spanky

wack a mole 

a phrase to describe beating off.

Hey were is Pat? He went to the bathroom to wack a mole.

wack a mole by Captain Spanky August 7, 2006

Monkeylove 

Monkeylove is referred to as gay sex between two guys.

Did you hear gay Johnny talking about all the monkeylove he got last night.

Monkeylove by Captain Spanky July 28, 2006

Bulls milk 

Bulls Milk - The Man juice from a Bull. Unknowning persons have successfully milked (so they thought) a bull.

The secret to Ed's youthful look is a pint of freshly squozen bulls milk.

Bulls milk by Captain Spanky July 28, 2006

knobbing 

The act of sucking a penis.

Man did you see Sue knobbing the new boss.

knobbing by Captain Spanky July 21, 2006

Cobbed 

To get cobbed is to be smooth talked into having a penis inserted into you anus as its a good idea, only to realize when it's in your actually getting shafted by the man.

Damn eBay just cobbed the hell out of me, with there price increase.

Cobbed by Captain Spanky July 20, 2006