Captain Spanky's definitions

MCT

Male Camel Toe

Man Billy needs to stop wearing those tight jeans he's got a bad case of MCT!

by Captain Spanky July 10, 2009

Bulls milk

Bulls Milk - The Man juice from a Bull. Unknowning persons have successfully milked (so they thought) a bull.

The secret to Ed's youthful look is a pint of freshly squozen bulls milk.

by Captain Spanky July 28, 2006

SADD

Sexually Attention deficit disorder

My wife has SADD, anytime I want to @#!^, she falls asleep.

by Captain Spanky August 14, 2011

Cobbed

To get cobbed is to be smooth talked into having a penis inserted into you anus as its a good idea, only to realize when it's in your actually getting shafted by the man.

Damn eBay just cobbed the hell out of me, with there price increase.

by Captain Spanky July 20, 2006

Butt nibblets

Butt nibblets are the small particles of poop that you find floating behind in a toilet after someone has flushed.

Man Ed must have had corn last night he left a ton of Butt nibblets in the can.

by Captain Spanky January 26, 2007