Tugboat Trash

The crew of a tugboat as thought by management.

Just look at those tugboat trash milking the clock.

by Captain Slappy August 01, 2008

Bodda

Bodda was Kurt Cobain's imaganary friend when he was a child.

Hello Bodda

by Captain Slappy August 01, 2008

Bug Food

Bug Food is what Southerners in the US call Northerners & Canadians who come down for vacation

I'd really like to go to the beach today but there is so much bug food out that it would totally suck.

by Captain Slappy August 01, 2008

Sexame Street Freak

Some one who wants to have sex with Sesame Street Characters.

Man I'm suck a Sexame street freak, I would love to stick my mushroom tip in that hot ass Elmo.

by Captain Slappy August 01, 2008

Silky Massage

To finger a females vagina

I gave Jennifer the silky massage last night in the movie theater,

by Captain Slappy August 02, 2008

Keel Hauled

A punishment aboard a ship or boat in which the offenders arms are tied to two seperate ropes. He is then thrown off of the ships bow and hauled under the ships keel (bottom) from bow to stern. Ships keels are covered with barnnicals which are sharp ans shred skin. Half the sailors do not survive this punishment due to drowning or loss of blood.

The Ships Bosan's Mate is going to be keel hauled by the Captain for stealin rum.

by Captain Slappy August 02, 2008

Blow Boat

Another term for a sailboat

The blow boat is stranded due to no wind today.

by Captain Slappy August 01, 2008