Captain Capable's definitions

controversial

A word that people who are too scared/polite/reserved to voice their own opinion use to describe those who don't give a crap and are bold enough to speak their mind.

This Urban Dictionary definition of controversial is rather controversial, as it directly criticises people who accuse other people of being controversial.

by Captain Capable October 6, 2012

Facebook slog

When a seriously bored individual spends hours doing nothing but looking through facebook, to the point of madness or suicide, whichever comes first.

X: "Have you seen Andy? I swear he's spent four hours on facebook! Hasn't he got better things to do?"
Y: "Oh you know how he is, probably just having another Facebook slog"

by Captain Capable July 12, 2011

Dancing

Not giving a shit about what other people think of you as you move you body gracefully (or not so gracefully) rhythmically to the beat of music. Often done at parties, discos, etc... Can be done on one's own but is more fun done in pairs or in groups.

Man that party was CRAZY! We were dancing all night and all mornin'!

by Captain Capable November 10, 2012

Ungingerified

The state a ginger-haired person finds themself in when they have dyed their hair a non-ginger colour. They have become Ungingerified.

Molly Ungingerified herself by dyeing her hair brown. She's no longer a ginger ninja.

by Captain Capable October 18, 2011

birthday greeting batch processing

To process in batch the sending of multiple birthday wishes to one's external friends on facebook.

Ah, look: I have EIGHT friends with birthdays today...
Hmm, looks like its time for a bit of birthday greeting batch processing...
*Copies and pastes the same text: "Happy Birthday have a great day! :)" into every 'say happy birthday' box*

by Captain Capable August 15, 2012

Yetyoo

Abbreviation for "You're entitled to your own opinion". Synonymous with "fair enough" or "I can't really come up with a good enough counter-argument for what you've just said, hence I am going to play it safe by dismissing the choice of arguing as unnecessary".

Person1:"This band rocks man!"
Person2:"No way! The singer's so drunk that he sounds like a recruiter for the Legions of the undead zombie whordes from Valhalla"
Person1:"Yetyoo dude, Yetyoo..."

by Captain Capable June 29, 2012

hipster conundrum

The paradoxical concept that most hipsters now find themselves in - the fact that to be a hipster is to oppose all things mainstream, but now being hipster is mainstream.

Damn, I canz not be hipster anymore, too mainstream! Damm hipster conundrum haz I...

by captain capable November 14, 2012